by kat7302 30 Replies latest jw friends
Beer is easy to dump, just need a sink
Beer is upfront, you know if it is sleezy or sophisticated.
You don`t have to guess a beers size.
Beer does not care about your weight
Beer does not care about femininity.
You can fart and belch in front of a beer.
A beer wil not expect sex.
Beer does not care about your income.
A beer will never propose.
And the most important, once consumed a beer bottle is still hard!
Sorry gals I also like Chocolate dipped into a jar of beanut butter JIFF that is....DO NOT BE ABSURD me QUEENIE exercise on a regular basis only when I get up of my big fat butt to scarf down all that yummy food such as cake / cookes and ice cream, etc...queenie
A very funny post.Would I trade a woman for a beer?..In some cases,you bet!!..LOL...OUTLAW
OUTLAW --- have a good day being yourself queenie
Hey Queenie,I haven`t quite figured you out yet,but you do make me laugh.You have a good day too...OUTLAW
A beer wont leave the seat up.
A beer won`t mess up your expensive sheets.
Beer does not spend days watching sports events.
A beer will not walk you to the car, to see what kind of car you drive.
A beer will not try and sneek a kiss on the sly.
You don`t have to ask a beer if it has a condom.
If you did not get enough, you can just open another beer.
A beer will not wonder wether or not you "swallow".
A beer will never ask you if you can kiss it right here.
Last but not least, when the beer is gone, the bottle is still hard.
witchywoman
Edited by - witchywoman on 30 July 2002 13:21:14
witchywoman...I see a trend here...lol
And let me not forget the most important, once the fluid has been removed the bottle is still hard.
And the most important, once consumed a beer bottle is still hard!
Last but not least, when the beer is gone, the bottle is still hard.
YUP!
Beer better than women? Not really but in the spirit of the thread thusfar:
You can always have more than just one beer
When drinking a beer the other beers don't get upset
Beer doesn't mind if you fall asleep after drinking it
Beer doesn't make you talk for half an hour after drinking
Beer doesn't complain if you wear that ratty old sweatshirt that "no self respecting person would be caught dead wearing"
Beer doesn't care if you leave the seat up
Beer doesn't bother you while watching sports but actually enhances the experience
Beer won't complain if you haven't shaved when you drink
You can have several beers in one night!!!
Kismet
Beer also makes sound financial sense. Consider the following:
If you invested $1000 in Nortel a year ago, it would be worth $16 today.
If you invested $1000 in Worldcomm a year ago, it would be worth $5 today.
If, however, you took that $1000, spent it on Budweiser (the beer, not the stock), then proceeded to drink all the beer and returned all the empties when you were finished, you would have had $1000 worth of beer, plus $241 for recycling.
Love, Scully
(edited for redundancy) <shock> HORRORS!
Edited by - Scully on 30 July 2002 14:3:6
