You're Going To Hell...

by pale recluse 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • pale recluse
    pale recluse

    ...if you don't change your evil ways, baby. The fear of the LORD prolongeth days:
    but the years of the wicked shall be shortened.
    Proverbs 10:27

    Average Age at Death of Included Rock Stars (1) 36.9 Years
    Average Age at Death of Americans (2) 75.8 Years
    (1) Computed from the included list.
    NOTE: This is EVERY death of a Rock star we've found. This is NOT a "RIGGED" list to produce FALSE numbers, but an HONEST observation.

    (2) From "The World Almanac and Book of Facts", 1997, p.973

    SUMMARY OF CAUSES OF DEATH
    Heart Attack 42 Drug Overdose 40
    Misc. Medical 37 Suicide 36
    Auto/Cycle Crash 35 Cancer 25
    Airplane Crash 22 Unknown 21
    Murdered 18 Alcohol 9
    Accident 6 Drowned 5
    Brain Tumor 4 AIDS 4
    Poisoned 3 Leukemia 3
    Electrocuted 3 Stroke 3
    Fire 3 Choked 2
    Total Deaths 321

    Premature Death of Rock Stars
    FIRST NAME LAST NAME BAND DATE (YY/MM/DD) AGE CAUSE
    Johnny Ace 54-12-24 25 Suicide
    Nick Acland Lush 96-10-17 30 Suicide
    Carl Albert Vicious Rumours 95-04-23 Car accident
    Thomas Allen War 88-08-30
    GG Allin 93-06-28 36 Drug overdose
    Luther Allison 97-08-12 58 Brain tumor
    Duane Allman Allman Brothers Band 71-10-29 24 Motorcycle accident
    Matthew Ashman Bow Wow Wow 95-11-21 35 Diabetes
    Chet Baker 88-05-13 58 Fell out window
    Florence Ballard Supremes 76-02-22 32 Medical
    Ray Barbieri(Raybeez) Warzone 97-08-11 Pneumonia
    Carlton Barrett Wailers 87-04-17 37 Murdered
    Stiv Bators Dead Boys 90-06-03 40 Hit by a Car
    Paul Beaver Beaver and Krause 75-01-16 50 Heart attack
    Chris Bell Big Star 78-12-27 27 Car accident
    Jesse Belvin Jesse & Marvin 60-02-06 26 Car Accident
    Duster Bennett 76-03-26 29 Car accident
    Bert Berns (producer) 67-12-30 38 Heart attack
    Alan Blakley Tremeloes 95-..-..
    Bobby Bloom 74-02-28 28 Suicide
    Mike Bloomfield 81-02-15 37 Drug overdose
    Marc Bolan T-Rex 77-09-16 30 Car accident
    Tommy Bolin Deep Purple 76-12-04 25 Drug overdose
    Graham Bond 74-05-08 36 Suicide
    Ronnie Bond Troggs 92-12-.. 49
    John Bonham Led Zeppelin 80-09-25 32 Alcohol overdose
    Dennes Boon Minutemen 85-12-22 27 Car Accident
    David Box Crickets 64-10-23 21 Airplane Crash
    Lee Brilleaux Dr. Feelgood 95-04-07 41 Medical
    Jo (Jonas) Bruce Afro Celt Sound System 97-10-08 28 Asthma
    Roy Buchanan 88-08-14 48 Suicide
    Jeff Buckley 97-05-29 30 Drowned
    Tim Buckley 75-06-29 28 Drug overdose
    Johnny Burnette 64-..-.. 30 Drowned
    Cliff Burton Metallica 87-09-27 25 Traffic accident
    Paul Butterfield Butterfield Blues Band 87-05-04 44 Medical
    Glenn Buxton Alice Cooper 97-10-19 49 Pneumonia
    David Byron Uriah Heep 85-02-28 38 Heart attack
    Ronnie Caldwell Bar-Kays 67-12-10 19 Airplane crash
    Tommy Caldwell Marshall Tucker Band 80-04-28 30 Car accident
    Randy California Spirit 97-01-02 45 Drowned
    Robert Calvert Hawkwind 88-08-14 42 Heart attack
    John Campbell 93-06-.. 41 Heart attack
    Karen Carpenter Carpenters 83-02-04 33 Anorexia
    Eric Carr Kiss 91-11-24 41 Cancer
    Chas Chandler Animals 96-07-17 58 Heart attack
    Harry Chapin 81-07-16 38 Car accident
    Bill Chase Chase 74-08-12 39 Airplane crash
    Miss Christine GTO's 72-11-05 Drug overdose
    John Cipollina Quicksilver Messenger Service 89-05-29 45 Medical
    Gene Clark Byrds 91-05-24 49 Heart attack
    Steve Clark Def Leppard 91-01-08 30 Alcohol
    Walter Clark Chase 74-08-12 25 Airplane crash
    Michael Clarke Byrds 93-12-02 50 Medical
    Kurt Cobain Nirvana 94-04-05 27 Suicide
    Eddie Cochran 60-04-17 21 Car accident
    Brian Cole Association 72-08-02 28 Drug overdose
    Nat 'King' Cole 65-02-15 48 Cancer
    Allen Collins Lynyrd Skynyrd 90-01-23 37 Pneumonia
    Rob Collins Charlatans 96-07-23 32 Car accident
    Brian Connolly Sweet 97-02-09 52 Heart attack
    Sam Cooke 64-12-11 33 Murdered
    Vincent Crane Atomic Rooster 89-02-01 44 Suicide
    Darby Crash Germs 80-12-07 22 Suicide
    Jim Croce 73-09-20 30 Airplane crash
    Carl Cunningham Bar-Kays 67-12-10 18 Airplane crash
    Ian Curtis Joy Division 80-05-18 23 Suicide
    King Curtis 71-08-13 37 Murdered
    Dalida 87-05-03 53 Suicide
    Bobby Darin 73-12-20 37 Heart attack
    Cyril Davies Blues Incorporated 64-01-07 31 Leukemia
    Pete De Freitas Echo & the Bunnymen 89-06-14 Motorcycle accident
    Louise Dean Shiva 95-07-08 24 Car accident
    Zenon DeFleur Count Bishops 79-03-17 28 Car accident
    Sandy Denny Fairport Convention 78-04-21 31 Fall
    John Denver 97-10-12 53 Airplane crash
    $nbsp; Dimwit DOA 94-08-27 Drug Overdose
    Nicholas Dingley Hanoi Rocks 84-12-08 24 Car accident
    Tom Donahue 75-04-28 46 Heart attack
    Nick Drake 74-11-25 26 Suicide
    Tony Duhig Jade Warrior 91-01-.. Heart attack
    Bernard Edwards Chic 96-04-.. 43
    Cass Elliot Mamas and Papas 74-07-29 32 Choked
    John Emma Chase 74-08-12 22 Airplane crash
    Tom Evans Badfinger 83-11-18 36 Suicide
    (Hans Holzl) Falco 98-02-06 40 Car accident
    Pete Farndon Pretenders 83-04-14 30 Drug overdose
    Jimmy Fernandez God Machine 94-05-12 29 Medical
    Matthew Fletcher Heavenly 96-06-14 26 Suicide
    Tom Fogerty Creedence Clearwater Revival 90-09-22 49 Heart attack
    Rhett Forrester Riot 94-01-22 37 Murdered
    Melvin Franklin Temptations 95-02-23 52 Medical
    Bobby Fuller Bobby Fuller 4 66-07-18 22 Murdered
    Billy Fury 83-01-28 41 Heart attack
    Cassie Gaines Lynyrd Skynyrd 77-10-20 Airplane crash
    Steven Gaines Lynyrd Skynyrd 77-10-20 28 Airplane crash
    Rory Gallagher 95-06-14 47 Alcohol
    Eric Gale Stuff 94-05-25 55
    Rick Garberson Bizarros 79-07-15 Poisoning
    Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead 95-08-09 53 Heart attack
    Danny Gatton (session musician) 94-10-04 49 Suicide
    Marvin Gaye 84-04-01 45 Murdered
    Lowell George Little Feet 79-06-29 34 Heart attack
    Andy Gibb 88-03-10 30 Medical
    Ray Gillen Black Sabbath, Badlands 93-12-01 33 Cancer
    Steve Gilpin MI-sex 92-11-25 41 Car accident
    John Glascock Jethro Tull 79-11-17 28 Medical
    Keith Godchaux Grateful Dead 80-07-23 32 Car accident
    Dwayne Goettel Skinny Puppy 95-08-23 31 Drug overdose
    Steve Goodman 84-09-20 36 Leukemia
    Bill Graham (concert promotor) 91-11-25 60 Helicopter crash
    Ric Grech Family, Blind Faith 90-03-17 44 Drug overdose
    Albert Grossman 86-01-25 59 Heart attack
    Cornell Gunter Coasters 90-02-26 53
    Woody Guthrie 67-10-03 55 Medical
    Paul Hackman Helix 92-07-05 39 Car accident (tour bus)
    Bill Haley 81-02-09 56 Alcohol
    Ollie Hallsall Patto, Timebox, Boxer 93-..-.. 43 Heart attack
    Pete Ham Badfinger 75-04-23 28 Suicide
    Roy Hamilton 69-07-20 40 Heart Attack
    Tim Hardin 80-12-29 39 Drug overdose
    Slim Harpo 70-01-31 43 Heart Attack
    Alex Harvey Sensational Alex Harvey Band 82-02-04 46 Heart attack
    Les Harvey Stone The Crows 72-05-03 27 Electrocuted
    Donny Hathway 79-01-13 33 Suicide
    Ted Hawkins 95-01-01 58 Heart attack
    Sean Hayes 95-07-12 49 Aids
    Eddie Hazel Parliament, Funkadelic 93-02-.. 42 Medical
    Helno Les Negresses Vertes 93-01-21 29 Drug overdose
    Jimi Hendrix 70-09-18 27 Drug overdose
    Jay Hening Demolition 23 97-04-18 23 Suicide
    Gregory Herbert Blood, Sweat & Tears 78-..-.. 28 Drug overdose
    Eddie Hinton 95-07-28 51
    Bob Hite Canned Heat 81-04-05 36 Heart attack
    Eldon Hoke (El Duce) the Mentors 97-04-19 38 Hit by Train
    Buddy Holly 59-02-03 22 Airplane crash
    James Honeyman-Scott Pretenders 82-06-16 25 Drug overdose
    Shannon Hoon Blind Melon 95-10-21 28 Drug overdose
    Douglas Hopkins Gin Blossoms 93-12-05 32
    Nicky Hopkins (session musician) 94-09-06 50 Medical
    Keith Hudson 84-11-14 38 Cancer
    Glenn Hughes Village People 2001-03-04 51 Cancer
    Alan Hull Lindisfarne 95-11-19 50
    Michael Hutchence INXS 97-11-22 37 Suicide
    Phyllis Hyman 95-07-03 44 Suicide
    O'Kelly Isley Isley Brothers 86-03-31 48 Heart attack
    Al Jackson Booker T. and the MGs 75-10-01 39 Murdered
    Paul Avron Jeffreys Cockney Rebel 88-12-21 36 Airplane crash
    Ken Jensen D.O.A. 95-01-29 Fire
    Little Willie John 68-05-27 30 Pneumonia(in prison)
    Robert Johnson 38-08-16 27 Poisoned
    Billy Jones Outlaws 95-02-.. 45 Suicide
    Brian Jones Rolling Stones 69-07-03 27 Drowned
    Phalin Jones Bar-Kays 67-12-10 18 Airplane crash
    Janis Joplin 70-10-04 27 Drug overdose
    Wong Ka Kui Beyond 93-06-30 31 Accident
    Terry Kath Chicago 78-01-23 32 Gun accident
    Tim Kelly Slaughter 98-02-05 34 Car accident
    Wells Kelly Orleans, Meat Loaf 84-10-29 35 Choked
    Eddie Kendricks Temptations 92-09-.. 52 Cancer
    Frankie Kennedy Altan 94-10-14 38 Cancer
    Johnny Kidd 66-11-07 27 Car accident
    Freddie King 76-12-28 43 Heart attack
    Jimmy King Bar-Kays 67-12-10 18 Airplane crash
    Phil King Blue Oyster Cult 72-04-27
    Sam Kinison 92-04-10 38 Car accident
    Helmut Koellen Triumvirat 77-05-03 27 Poisoning (accidential)
    Alexis Korner Blues Incorporated 84-01-01 56 Cancer
    Paul Kossoff Free 76-03-19 26 Heart Attack
    Fela Kuti 97-08-02 58 Aids
    Randy Laire Heathen 92-01-.. Car accident
    Martin Lamble Fairport Convention 69-06-01 19 Car accident
    Ronnie 'Plonk' Lane Small Faces 97-06-04 51 Multiple Sclerosis
    Nicolette Larson 97-12-16 45 Medical
    Peter Laughner Pere Ubu 77-06-22 24 Medical
    John Lennon Beatles 80-12-08 40 Murdered
    Philip Lithman Snakefinger 87-07-.. 38 Heart attack
    Trevor Lucas Fairport Convention 89-02-04 45 Heart attack
    Frankie Lymon The Teenagers 68-02-28 25 Drug overdose
    Phil Lynott Thin Lizzy 86-01-04 35 Drug Abuse
    Billy MacKenzie Associates 97-01-23 39 Suicide
    David Mankaba Bhundu Boys 91-10-.. Aids
    Geoff Mann Twelfth Night 93-03-.. Cancer
    Richard Manual The Band 86-03-04 42 Suicide
    Bob Marley 81-05-11 36 Cancer
    Steve Marriott Small Faces, Humble Pie 90-04-20 43 Fire
    Van McCoy 79-07-06 38 Heart attack
    Jimmy McCulloch Wings 79-09-27 27 Heart attack
    Sean McDonnell Surgery 95-01-18 29 Medical
    Robbie McIntosh Average White Band 74-09-23 23 Drug overdose
    Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan Grateful Dead 73-03-08 27 Alcohol
    Harold McNair Ginger Baker's Airforce 71-03-26 Cancer
    Clyde McPhatter Drifters 72-16-13 38 Medical
    Don McPherson Main Ingredient 71-04-04 39 Leukemia
    Joe Meek (producer) 67-02-03 38 Suicide
    Harold Melvin Harold Melvin & the Bluenotes 97-03-24 57
    Jonathan Melvoin Smashing Pumpkins 96-07-11 34 Drug overdose
    Freddie Mercury Queen 91-11-24 45 Aids
    Jacob Miller Inner Circle 80-02-21 23
    Jimmy Miller (producer) 94-10-22 52 Medical
    Country' Dick Montana Beat Farmers 95-11-.. 40 Heart attack
    Keith Moon Who 78-09-07 32 Drug overdose
    Jim Morrison Doors 71-07-03 27 Heart attack
    Sterling Morrison Velvet Underground 95-08-30 53 Cancer
    Bill Murcia New York Dolls 72-11-06 21 Drug overdose
    Dee Murray Elton John 92-02-.. 45 Stroke
    Brent Mydland Grateful Dead 90-07-01 38 Drug overdose
    Don Myrick Earth, Wind & Fire 93-07-30 53 Murdered
    Rick Nelson 85-12-31 45 Airplane crash
    (Christa Paffgen) Nico Velvet Underground 88-07-18 44 Cerebral Hemorrhage
    Harry Nilsson 94-01-15 52 Heart attack
    Jerry Nolan New York Dolls, Heartbreakers 92-02-.. 45 Stroke
    Yogi Norton Luther Vandross 87-06-.. Suicide
    Notorious BIG 97-03-09 24 Murdered
    Bradley Nowell Sublime 96-05-25 28 Drug overdose
    Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan 97-08-16 48 Heart attack
    Laura Nyro 97-04-08 49 Cancer
    Berry Oakley Allman Brothers Band 72-11-10 24 Motorcycle accident
    Phil Ochs 76-04-07 35 Suicide
    Frank O'Keefe Outlaws 95-02-..
    Criss Oliva Savatage 93-10-17 Car accident
    Roy Orbison 88-12-07 52 Heart attack
    Malcolm Owen Ruts 80-07-14 24 Drug overdose
    John Panozzo Styx 96-07-16 47 Alcohol
    Felix Pappalardi Mountain 83-04-17 43 Murdered
    Junior Parker 71-11-18 44 Brain Tumor
    Gram Parsons Byrds 73-09-19 26 Drug Overdose
    John 'Jaco' Pastorius Weather Report 87-09-21 35 Murdered
    Mike Patto Patto, Spooky Tooth 79-03-04 36 Medical
    Lawrence Payton Four Tops 97-05-.. 59 Cancer
    Tracy Pew Birthday Party 86-11-.. 28 Medical
    Kristen Pfaff Hole 94-06-16 24 Drug overdose
    Esther Phillips 84-08-07 48
    John Phillips Mammas and Papas 2001-04-18 65 Heart Failure
    Kenny Pickett Creation 97-01-07 49 Heart attack
    Jeffrey Lee Pierce Gun Club 96-03-31 37 Stroke
    Robert Pilatus Milli Vanilli 98-04-02 32 Medical
    Jeff Porcaro Toto 92-08-05 38 Heart attack
    William Powel O'Jays 77-05-26 Cancer
    Cozy Powell Rainbow, Whitesnake, etc. 98-04-05 50 Car accident
    Elvis Presley 77-08-16 42 Drug Overdose
    Rainer Ptacek Rainer & Das Combo 97-11-12 43 Cancer
    Carl Radle Derek and the Dominos 80-05-30 38 Medical
    Bobby Ramirez Edgar Winter's White Trash 72-07-24 23 Murdered
    Joey Ramone Ramones 2001-04-15 49 Cancer
    Otis Redding 67-12-10 26 Airplane crash
    Keith Relf Yardbirds, Renaissance 76-05-14 33 Electrocuted
    Randy Rhoades Quiet Riot, Ozzy Osbourne 82-03-20 26 Airplane crash
    J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) 59-02-03 24 Airplane crash
    Minnie Ripperton 79-07-12 30 Cancer
    Mick Ronson David Bowie 93-04-30 47 Cancer
    John Rostill Shadows 73-11-01 31 Electrocuted
    Dave Rowbotham Durutti Column 92-01-.. 34 Accident
    David Ruffin Temptations 91-06-01 50 Drug overdose
    Paul Ryan Paul & Berry Ryan 92-12-.. 44
    Stefanie Sargent 7 Year Bitch 92-06-27 24 Drug overdose
    David Savoy Jr. Husker Du 87-02-.. 25 Suicide
    Ingo Schwichtenberg Helloween 95-03-08 29 Suicide
    Bon Scott AC/DC 80-02-19 33 Alcohol
    Selena 95-03-31 23 Murdered
    Tupac Shakur 96-09-13 25 Murdered
    Del Shannon 90-02-08 51 Suicide
    Will Shatter Flipper 87-12-09 31 Drug Overdose
    James Sheppard Shep & the Limelights 70-01-24 24 Murdered
    Guitar Slim 59-02-07 32 Pneumonia
    Hillel Slovak Red Hot Chili Peppers 88-06-?? 25 Drug Overdose
    Fred 'Sonic' Smith MC5 94-11-05 45 Heart attack
    Ray Smith Heads Hands & Feet 79-11-29 45
    Epic Soundtracks Swell Maps 97-11-22 38
    Otis Span 70-04-25 40
    Vivian Stanshall Bonzo Dog Band 95-03-05 51 Fire
    Ian Steward Rolling Stones 85-12-12 47 Heart attack
    Billy Stewart 70-01-17 Car Accident
    Bob Stinson Replacements 95-02-20 35 Drug overdose
    Rory Storm Rory Storm and the Hurricanes 72-09-27 32 Suicide
    Lynn Strait Snot 98-12-11 30 Car Accident
    Stu Sutcliff Beatles 62-04-10 21 Medical
    Vinnie Taylor Sha Na Na 74-04-17 25 Drug overdose
    Tommy Tedesco (session musician) 97-10-11 53
    Biggie Tempo Bhundu Boys 95-08-13 37 Suicide
    Tammi Terrell 70-03-16 24 Brain Tumor
    Joe Tex 82-08-13 49 Heart attack
    Gary Thain Uriah Heep 76-03-19 27 Drug overdose
    Jason Thirsk Pennywise 96-07-28 27 Suicide
    Johnny Thunders New York Dolls 91-04-23 38 Drug overdose
    Steve Took T-Rex 80-10-27 31 Medical
    Peter Tosh 87-09-11 42 Murdered
    Nicholas Traina Link 80 97-08-21 19 Suicide (overdose)
    Arnie Treffers Long Tall Ernie & the Shakers 95-08-25 48 Cancer
    Tommy Tucker Louisiana Red 82-01-17 43
    Rob Tyner MC5 91-09-17 46 Heart attack
    Richie Valens 59-02-03 17 Airplane crash
    Dino Valenti Quicksilver Messenger Service 94-11-16 51
    Townes Van Zandt 97-01-01 52 Alcohol
    Ronnie Van Zant Lynyrd Skynyrd 77-10-20 29 Airplane crash
    Stevie Ray Vaughan 90-08-27 35 Helicopter crash
    Henry Vestine Canned Heat 97-10-20 52 Medical
    Sid Vicious Sex Pistols 79-02-02 21 Drug overdose
    Gene Vincent 71-10-12 36 Alcohol
    Jr. Walker 95-12-.. 53 Cancer
    Clarence White Byrds 73-07-14 29 Car accident
    Danny Whitten Crazy Horse 72-11-18 29 Drug overdose
    Simon Wilde DOA 91-05-04 Brain Tumor
    Paul Williams Temptations 73-08-17 34 Suicide
    Tony Williams Tony Williams Lifetime Band 96-02-23 52 Heart attack
    Wendy O. Williams Plasmatics 98-04-06 48 Suicide
    Chuck Willis 58-04-10 30 Car Accident
    Al Wilson Canned Heat 70-09-03 27 Suicide
    Barrie B.J. Wilson Procol Harum 90-10-.. 43 Car accident
    Carl Wilson Beach Boys 98-02-06 51 Cancer
    Dennis Wilson Beach Boys 83-12-28 39 Drowned
    Jackie Wilson 84-01-12 49 Medical
    Ricky Wilson B-52's 85-10-13 32 Cancer
    Kurt Winter Guess Who 97-12-15 51 Liver failure
    John Christian Wolters Dr. Hook 97-06-16 52 Cancer
    Andrew Wood Mother Love Bone 90-03-19 24 Drug overdose
    Chris Wood Traffic 83-07-12 39 Medical
    Wallace Yohn Chase 74-08-12 27 Airplane crash
    Mia Zapata Gits 93-07-07 Murdered
    Frank Zappa Mothers of Invention 93-12-04 52 Cancer

    For their rock is not as our Rock,. . .
    Deuteronomy 32:31

    5 Behold, God is mighty, and despiseth not any: he is mighty in strength and wisdom.
    6 He preserveth not the life of the wicked:. . .
    14 They DIE in youth, and their life is among the unclean.
    Job 36:5,6,14

    As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own DEATH.
    Proverbs 11:19

    There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of DEATH.
    Proverbs 14:12

    For the wages of sin is DEATH;
    BUT the gift of God is eternal LIFE through Jesus Christ our Lord.

    Romans 6:23

    He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting LIFE:
    and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life;
    but the WRATH of God ABIDETH ON HIM.
    John 3:36

    15 See, I have set before thee this day LIFE and GOOD, and DEATH and EVIL;
    16 In that I command thee this day to love the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his commandments and his statutes and his judgments, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the LORD thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it.
    17 But if thine heart turn away, so that thou wilt not hear, but shalt be drawn away, and worship other gods, and serve them;
    18 I denounce unto you this day, that ye shall surely perish, and that ye shall not prolong your days upon the land, whither thou passest over Jordan to go to possess it.
    19 I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you LIFE and DEATH, blessing and cursing: THEREFORE CHOOSE LIFE, that both thou and thy seed may live:
    Deuteronomy 30:15-19
    WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE?

    I Choose life! I CHOOSE LIFE.
    I Choose death! I CHOOSE DEATH.

    Edited by - pale recluse on 30 July 2002 23:20:11

    Edited by - pale recluse on 31 July 2002 10:5:8

  • 13th_apostate
    13th_apostate

    I usually vacation in hell from early october until march. balmy climate, friendly natives. the nightlife is especially lively. I wouldn't recommend the "dante tour" though - it's just a tourist trap. it takes a while for the natives to warm to most tourists - most of them see them as honing in on their land. they generate a lot of bad PR to keep people away. there is a little place on the west side of Dis that makes the best margaritas. tell 'em prince william, cousin of charon, nephew to baalazar sent you. they will treat you right.

    will

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I hope this is a joke or irony....

    If not, try to drink something stronger next time.

    You're hell is manufactured by men to control men.

    Have fun wasting your life!

    ash

  • SYN
    SYN

    Thanks for the laugh, Pale. Rock stars are part of that subset of VERY hard-partying people who waste their own lives. It's pretty sad. To see people you know die foaming at the mouth on the dancefloor of a nightclub from an overdose of coke is no joke, however.

  • The Devil
    The Devil

    Didn't you know that Rock Stars sell their soul to achieve fame.

    I try to let them stay as long as possible but sometimes I can't help wanting some of the more talented ones down here for a private performance.

    And the not so talented ones: well obviously I make them pay for not using my gift to its fullest advantage.

    Lucifer

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    And the point of this thread is?

    Since I am past the average age of rock star death and I am female, what is the point of the question?

  • Trotafox
    Trotafox

    I agree, Puffsrule. So what's the point? HEY, ANY ROCK STARS ON THIS BOARD? Can I have an autograph??? Ple-e-e-e-e-e-se?

    Trot {{{{[:D}}}}

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    How did this guy know JW.com is the place all us rock stars hang out?We`re going to have to find another place to hang out.This guy is just too good!!..LOL..IDIOT!!...OUTLAW

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Wait. What was that middle part again?

  • Trauma_Hound
    Trauma_Hound

    This is me in hell, muhahahahaha!

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