Convention Tomorrow...

Kill me...

It's hard to put into words just how badly I do no want to sit through this 3 days of Bull $hit

I will appreciate any and all words of condolence, humorous, serious, or otherwise

I do not envy you...

I would take a list of the most popular logical fallacies and try to start counting them. Maybe make a bingo game out of it.

hahaha fallacy bingo! that is awesome, I am sure i'd jump up and scream bingo in the first 10 minutes! Excellent my friend, very creative.

Mine starts tomorrow as well...memorial coliseum Portland Oregon. Anybody else going to be there?

My pleasure, freemindfade... Here is one you might be able to use... (https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/pdf/FallaciesPoster24x36.pdf)

Wish I was we could tell whoever we are with that we have a assignment then disappear for some beers

Can you fake sick? Actually, you likely won't have to fake it.

Get yourself outside... " fresh air" to help you feel better. :-)

Yea, I hate faking anything usually I'll just be like "I gotta walk around..."

Honestly I don't think next year I'll do this, using my kaizen fade approach I will shave friday off next year

The problem is they use the same tired ones over and over and over and over lol. Someone put a jw.org logo on this thing

Walk around outside most of the day(s). Sleep in the car while pretending to listen to the program on the radio.

Here's a better idea: just don't go.