LOL, sigh, OK Venice!
ha ha about two years ago I went down and signed up for a co-ed softball league (city leagues) and I didn't realize the group I signed up with was from this VERYYYYY zealous Baptist church (all black folks,LOL....) For the story line, please note, I'm an excellent softball player.
I didn't really get a warm reception when they found out I wasn't a potential convert. Anyhow, my house had been burgled 6 mos before all my sporting equipment was stolen so I had just replaced my glove and bat. The glove was REALLY stiff, not worked at all, so I kept dropping the damn ball. The women were real b#*@!es. I kept saying "Sorry, new glove."
Then my team is up to bat, all the women SUCK at hitting. I mean the whole spinning around, missing the ball, screaming like they were afraid SUCK. Well then it's my turn to bat, and the women say to me "New bat, too, huh?" Like the ugly greasy sarcastic @*#&es they were. Of course, their men felt they had to 'stand by their women' and they snickered too....
Bases loaded, I hit that M*@$F*#&!@ out of the park, grand slam. I was so damn angry, LOL. I just turn around and said, "Oh it must be this new bat. BOOO-YAH!!!" LOL
The game ends and I think we're going into this group huddle to discuss our performance, and lo and behold this dude starts praying. So instead of leaving and being rude I just stand there. This dude starts praying for the 'woman who has attracted attention to herself by her dress' (I was wearing Adidas leggings and an athletic bra) and next time she comes to practice, won't she dress like a lady of God and I realize he's freakin talkin about me, LOL. And all of the women are saying AMEN SHO ya right. but the men aren't, LOL.
I then took a little closer look at the group. All heavyset women with weaves and they were wearing SWEATS!!! (Hello, this is summer, it was in the high 90's)
Needless to say, I didn't go back.