I downloaded this song and can't seem to get enough of it. The song and lyrics are by Paul Thorn.
she drives a new car
wears expensive blouses
she tells her mama
she's cleaning houses
she goes out witnessing
doing the lords work all week long
but on the weekend
she's making ends meet
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
Put a dollar in her G String
and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew
he'd probably kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
One night down at the club
Her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize
His daughter dancin
She wore a blonde wig
He had sunglasses
When she got naked
he started clappin
Well Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
put a dollar in her G string
and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew
he'd probably kill her
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
If you ask her why she does it
she looks as if this way
she says I'm countin my blessings
every night when I get paid
she once lived in poverty
now everythings all right
The Lord showed her how to make
1000 dollars a night
Oh Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
put a dollar in her G string
and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew,
he probably kill her
Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper
Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper