Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper

by LB 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • LB
    LB

    I downloaded this song and can't seem to get enough of it. The song and lyrics are by Paul Thorn.

    she drives a new car
    wears expensive blouses
    she tells her mama
    she's cleaning houses

    she goes out witnessing
    doing the lords work all week long
    but on the weekend
    she's making ends meet

    Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
    Put a dollar in her G String
    and she'll deliver
    if her daddy only knew
    he'd probably kill her
    Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper

    One night down at the club
    Her daddy walked in
    He didn't recognize
    His daughter dancin

    She wore a blonde wig
    He had sunglasses
    When she got naked
    he started clappin

    Well Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
    put a dollar in her G string
    and she'll deliver
    if her daddy only knew
    he'd probably kill her
    Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper

    If you ask her why she does it
    she looks as if this way
    she says I'm countin my blessings
    every night when I get paid

    she once lived in poverty
    now everythings all right
    The Lord showed her how to make
    1000 dollars a night

    Oh Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper
    put a dollar in her G string
    and she'll deliver
    If her daddy only knew,
    he probably kill her
    Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper

    Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stipper

  • eyegirl
    eyegirl

    i remember my sister telling me about this song!! too funny

  • JanH
    JanH

    I downloaded this song a year or so ago. It's hilarious! It should be around on kazaa, bearshare, etc. Go get it!

    - Jan

  • jack2
    jack2

    I hope to meet this woman at an assembly or convention soon.

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    hey when is the CD coming out!!!!!!!! rocky

  • LB
    LB

    rocky it's been out for years. But you can get it for free from www.kazaa.com or some of the other sites. fun stuff.

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    I actually got to see Paul Thorn perform this live about a year ago. He was the opener for John Prine. During intermission I went and purchased the cd and had Mr. Thorn autograph it. I giggled, told him that I loved that song, mentioned that I use to be a Jehovah's Witness. He looked at me, asked if I was a stripper-I said no, and he said I should think about it! Made my night! He has hilarious music.....great tune called Viagra too. Great performer, nice guy.

    p.s., when Paul introduced this song, he mentioned that it was written about a friend of his and the events were true! LOL

    Edited by - scootergirl on 6 August 2002 11:56:48

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    It scares me that the strippers name is Joanie...I don't ever recall being a stripper

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    LB, you missed Venice singing that song on Saturday. It is really funny.

  • Derrick
    Derrick

    Just curious, is Joanie a real sister in need of marrying a good brother to keep her safe at home with no financial or other needs to concern herself over, or is she another JW urban legend?

    Derrick

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