Have you ever noticed someone that just had to be a Witness? For example, you're on vacation in a very warm climate and you see 2 men dressed in suits....they must be Witnesses. Or you go to a sporting event and you see a group of guys suddenly run for the nearest bathroom and the national anthem is just about to be played....they must be Witnesses. Or it's Saturday morning and you're still hung over, and the doorbell rings....it must be those Witnesses......HOW CAN YOU TELL SOMEONE IS A WITNESS?
YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE A WITNESS BECAUSE...
by minimus 15 Replies latest jw friends
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Tammie
A family comes in Walmart or any other store that is open late, wearing a suit and dresses. Either on a Sunday afternoon or Thursday night.
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LB
Yep sometimes it's even more obvious that usual. Like for example last fall when I was at elk camp. Out in the woods, no paved roads for miles yet here comes a 4 door car filled with people in their "going ta meetin clothes".
I'm sure they were impressed with themselves for being good Christians.
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minimus
Tammie & LB ....maybe they were Mormons.
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Ephesians6
Morman can smile, JW's do not smile and when they do it is forced.
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Dismembered
yeah, I saw this couple on the beach once they were naked but they were reading the WT. Definitely witnesses
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knighthawk1981
when they knock on your door at 8 am and ask if i would like to know more about the bible...i then let out my angry Yorkshire Terrier
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scumrat
when you see a well dressed group at BICKFORDS on a tuesday night that leave a poor tip....
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betweenworlds
It's Nissan 14th, say 9:00 or so in the evening and the local friendly's or other ice cream shop is suddenly and without warning engulfed by a hungry swarm of neatly dressed men, women and children :-)
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Bhagavad
Mormons all have the same DNA.