A] Make coffee and drink
A latte. Irish creme, vanilla, or hazelnut. I roll my own, no Seattle's Best or Starbucks being within reasonable distance.
[B] Make tea and drink
No. Coffee for me.
[C] Use the toilet; sitting or standing
Good grief, is there anyone alive who doesn't? My position depends on the driving need at the time.
[D] Take a shower
Ayup. Jimmy Buffet to the contrary, Juicy Fruit is not enough to wash the night away.
[E] Make love, with yourself or your companion
When she's here, yes indeedy. Note that these are not in strict chronological order; E normally precedes D (or, occasionally, coincides with it).
[F] Read the morning newspaper
Nay, fair maid, nay.
[G] Watch the morning news on TV
Nope.
[H] Smoke a cigarette
(Kaff kaff kaff, gag, choke) NO! Not for the past four and a half years, anyway.
[I] Wake your family
I live alone.
[J] Let out the dog or cat
I live alone.
[K] Eat breakfast
Yep. Normally, two or three eggs, over-medium or scrambled, with Pace "Roasted Tomato" picante sauce liberally topping them off, and a couple of pieces of toast. Orange juice and the latte mentioned above. Sometimes I swap this out for oatmeal and an apple or banana.
[L] Put on clothing and walk out the door to go to work
Duh...
[M] Take your medication
Yep, because I feel so much better when I do.
[N] ________ fill in the blank with anything missed
Carry my breakfast in to the study and have a peek at JWD while I'm eating.