WOULD YOU PREACH TO A DOG???

by minimus 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • In_between_days
    In_between_days

    Does it not worry Jehovahs Witnesses that these ridiculous stories of complete hearsay are their examples of how the "Holy Spirit" works in the christian congregation?

    I mean, other religions are speaking in tongues and healing the terminally ill.

    What happens in the Jehovahs Witness Congregation?

    Some guy chats with a dog and the next thing you know, his owners converted. I have Born Again Christian members who have studied with me and been to Jehovahs Witness meetings and asked my study: "So that is the extent of how god acts in this congregation"?

    "how come all your stories are only about how people become J.W's, what about how god has helped them?"

    "Well, that is how god has helped them"

    "By encouraging them to become a cult member who can only become close to god through a man made organisation? Where in the bible is this?"

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints

    oh boy.... this is one of those little legends that witnesses spread around the kingdom halls to teach perseverance, or something.

  • LDH
    LDH

    Minimus,

    As I am not currently engaged in selling useless WT Rags, I'd have to answer no.

    Luckily, for all dogs, the Rocks Will Cry Out in my place. LOL!

    Wouldn't that be some funny shit? A ROCK preaching to a DOG? Well, that is about how valuable the current preaching work is by the JWs.

    Lisa

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    THEY DECIDED TO PREACH TO THE DOG

    Talk about your animal cruelty!!

    Andee

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    You sure that wasn't the mans wife tied to the door?

    Edited by - Scorpion on 14 August 2002 2:24:36

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    Scorpion said:

    You sure that wasn't the mans wife tied to the door?

    LMAO @ Scorpion!

    Does it surprise you in the least that the Watchtowerites are now preaching to canines? No one else wants to listen to their bullshit! Even the dogs have better things to do, like piss on a fire hydrant to mark their territory!

    LOL

  • Matty
    Matty

    My cat seems desperate to invade the Tuesday book study at every opportunity, maybe she's interested in da troof? She bursts in the door and starts howling at everybody! I think she could be counted as an attendee, it would help boost our attendance figures for the next CO visit.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    LOL scumrat.

  • Mister 8iggs
    Mister 8iggs

    On many occasions I've seen a DOG witnessing to a tree.

    I guess that's not the same kinda preaching.

    "I planted, our dog Fido watered, and pee kept making it grow."

  • minimus
    minimus

    I have a very good idea for those that may want to pioneer-----get a pet. You could use the Watchtower to support how to get your time in. Think of all the extra hours that could be counted using this form of witnessing! Think of all the possible Bible studies and return visits! Yes, brilliant idea.

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