Gave me a chuckle. Heh
Asbestos eradicated from town: Fires up 632 million %
The small town of Blainsville had always meant two things, the best horsemeat sandwiches in the country, and safety. Now, at least one of those virtues hangs by a delicate smoky thread. 10 years ago in an effort to protect the town from the harmful effects of asbestos, the town resolved to remove this deadly substance from all town buildings. Noone could forsee the terrible consequences.
At least 45% of the twon lies in ruins as fires gut the countryside. Everywhere death and destruction reigns with an iron gauntleted fist as the asbesto free buildings succumb to the horrible flames. "Thank God the town removed those asbestos," the town's Fire Chief William Billson coughed from a sooty mouth, "all these dead burned children will never have to worry about getting cancer."
But what of Blainsville's future? It remains as cloudy as the charred remains of the local schoolhouse. Here at least..asbestos will not take take it's terrible toll.