I am a "religious type," but not a Christian by any stretch of the imagination. I can't ever see myself entering a Christian church again -- no, wait, I take that back: I'd go to an Easter service at a liberal open-communion Episcopal church, to pay my respects to a foreign god, namely Jesus. If invited. I specify "liberal" and "open communion" because to most Episcopalians "open communion" means "any Christian;" to liberal Episcopalians it means "any human."
No, I'm not going back to the KH. There are no inducements left. Even if they turned into Unitarians, they'd be too bland for me.
If a JW relative was dying, I might consider telling them I'd started a Bible study again. This would, of course, be a lie. And I wouldn't use it if they had any chance of finding out.
Every time I pass a Kingdom Hall, I say the following cantrip: "I curse you with freedom! I curse you with freedom! I curse you with freedom!" The only way I'd go back to a single meeting is under immediate threat of death, and I'd be muttering spells the whole time.
Gently (usually) Feral