JWD has been the scene of many heated arguments between the Brothers and Sisters in the last few days. This all just goes to show that YouKnow was actually right, and the end of the world is coming in October, really! Whodathunkit? So, in order to alleviate the negativity and severe karma errors that have occurred on JWD in the past few days, why don't we all gather together, united in true worship, and give nice captions to the images that came up when I did a Google Image Search for "JEHOVAH"? It may not be entirely Bible Based (TM), but we sure as hell will try!
The towing expedition went fine until the ship reached New York and the Governing Body stepped in.
Despite his disastrous misusage of the apostrophe, having confused it with a comma, Fluffy still had the Truth.
Brother JR Brown insisted that the Writing Department take down everything he said with an old-fashioned typewriter. Later that same day, he was lynched by an angry mob of toilet cleaners armed with heavy bound Watchtower volumes as he left his lodgings. The body was never found, although the Watchtower's paper had a noticeably red tint to it for weeks...
After handing in his resignation to his father, Dr. Evil, Mini-Me became a full-time placard for Brooklyn.
Jaracz never knew what hit him - one moment he was taking a sly pull from his hand-rolled "Bethel Style" smoke, and the next he was a glowing feotus with a spike for a hand. He always knew THE DEEMINZ!!!! would get him...
The demonized Bear Angels had a very brief reign of terror over Brooklyn, until Jaracz' sharp shootin' took them down. Later, mugshots were taken to educate the Bethelites on the dangers of attachings wings to demonic teddy bears.
The demonstration on Family Unity was going well up on the podium, until a Sister armed with a colourful blanket and a hat interrupted the proceedings.
Brother CT Russel had always had trouble rolling really tight joints, but today was the first time he needed his glasses to do it.
Brother Flippy "Water Wings" Smith was NOT a success on the Convention circuit.
Neither was Brother John Brown, especially not after that really strong easterly began blowing the hats off the Sisters.
The performance artist had vowed to write a book containing no pages, but he had no idea how to do it until Brother Flippy showed up at his door on Saturday morning.
Brother Flippy's talk went really well until he was attacked by a demonic miniature clock.
Only after he released his seminal album did Magnum find out that moustaches were banned for Witnesses.
As a prank, Brother Flippy slipped a Stars & Stripes into the Governing Body's Legal Team logo.
Sister Jones could never understand why she was disfellowshipped after one of the Elders in her Congregation read her new book!
As he started the Judicial Meeting, Brother Flippy realized that the stupid urologist had left his catheter in when he left the hospital.
Brother Flippy's Watchtower front page was rejected by the Writing Department because the font was italic and not bold as had been stated in the requirements.
In his later years, Brother Rutherford still made predictions, albeit on a smaller scale.
The diagram explaining the Watchtower's "New Light" on the Blood Policy was well received by the eager Brothers and Sisters, but secretly none of them understood it too well.
Sister Flappy of the Oompahloompa Congregation was renowned for her Frog A La King, but sadly, the Circuit Overseer never wanted to have dinner at her home.
The vegetarian tiger was pissed that he had to stare at the blinding colours of the pony-tailed little girl's dress literally forever.
Carman's new Album, "Christmas with Carman", was the followup to his earlier flop, "Partaking of the Emblems At The Memorial With Carman".
The Book Study had been going well until the demonized cat seduced half the Congregation into removing their shoes and changing into unChristian clothing.
Arnold's new movie was instantly banned for all Witnesses.
The baby was trampled over by the marauding horde of demonized vegetables and fruit.
Sister Flappy's initial exuberance about her new religion quickly faded when she discovered that the only position allowed was Missionary.
After the punch bowl at the Witness "Get-Together" was spiked with Ecstasy, the Brothers and Sisters really began to understand the meaning of the phrase "Love your neighbour"!
Bravely, Brother Flippy tried to shoot down the incoming meteorite, but what he didn't realize was that he had an empty clip.
WELL, hopefully you're ALL cheered up now! Submit your OWN captions! Come on!
