Thanks, blondie, this WAS reaaaaaally good, and a great idea for a weekly thread (if you're up to that). I thoroughly enjoyed it AND your well-placed interpretations for our humorous enlightenment. (Did you type all that out? Lotsa typing!) Makes me miss getting the Watchtowers in the mail (since they cut us off from mail delivery of the mags, I'm SOL).
Paragraph 15: "All members of that spiritual nation declares them righteous as sons..."
What caught my eye about that paragraph was the first two words, ALL MEMBERS... declare them righteous ... and perfect. NOT! When we were dubs and when we did [declare them righteous] it was only because THEY TOLD US TO, not because we thought of it ourselves. Nothing like brainwashing a group by convincing them they have declared you(GB) righteous!
OutnFree (I think) wrote:
"Now that I know the bickering, politics, hard-heartedness, arrogance of the WT leaders beginning at the very top ... and trickling down to the local elder body and those ministerial servants jockeying for rank..."
That comment brought to mind a short post I saw the other day on the Silent Lambs Guestbook which merely read: "A Fish Rots From The Head Down." -- LOLOL!
jgnat wrote:
"Through all of that long-winded talk of the beauty of the organization, no evidence of the above? Who cares about the reorganization at HQ? How did it directly bless thepeople?"
Now that you mention it, when did anything THEY SAY is "so wonderful" have much bearing at the lower levels where WE sat? (no more coffee being served at the conventions). They are always just changing things for their own benefit or to save money. Reorganization at HQ, rather than a spiritual blessing or whatever, was in preparation for covering their legal butts and giving more power to the attorneys for the slam-dunk-wars that were then (and now) on the horizon.
blondie wrote:
"The meetings are aptly named congregation BOOK study and WATCHTOWER study because the Bible is not studied."
What a relevation to see that in print and have it finally come alive! I mean, I always KNEW that, but somehow it never "registered" back then quite the way it does now seeing it in your post. Now it is so OBVIOUS, how did I ever miss it?
blondie also asked:
"How many would know the names of Noah's wife (that's a trick question)?"
What's the trick answer? :-) I have no idea, but that f ARK el was cute!
LOL! on your last comment, blondie: "It actually makes the time less boring as I mentally edit what is said."
See ya here next week for another invigorating lesson in "Comments Not Said at the WT Study." Too funny!
Grits