This is why Jehovahs witnesses are wrong

by sleepy 23 years ago 10 Replies latest 23 years ago jw friends

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  sleepy 23 years ago

  If A=z3xc' then 4 x A-pi+k=56%of all JW's

  Take the sum divide 4 and take 43=z2y2-67x3.3

  then

  x3-65+B2= Jehovahs witness are wrong

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  Mindchild 23 years ago

  Somehow I doubt your equations are correct because I didn't see 1914 mentioned anywhere.

  lol.

  Skipper

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  DakotaRed 23 years ago

  Correct, Mindchld. To reach the proper answer, which is still wrong, you have to take 1914, multiply it by 1925, add 1941, then divide by 1975. This gives the answer of 1866.527, which according to ancient numerical languages, equals, JWs are still wrong.

  Lew W

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  Mimilly 23 years ago

  Alright alla ya. Now you've gone and seriously torpedoed (sp) my brain. When I have to visit a shrink regarding this, I will have to try to explain these numerical equations laced with LSD!

  Mimilly

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  minimus 23 years ago

  But are you forgetting a day for a year???

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  Nowhere 23 years ago

  Yes, and shouldn't the factor 46025 be involved in the equation too?

  f(46025,1914,1915,1918,1925,1941,1975,2000) = the end is very very near now.

  "The creative week itself began about 46,025 B.C., according to the Bible's timetable" New Heavens And A New Earth, 1953

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  DakotaRed 23 years ago

  Nowhere, you forgot to allow for the deduction of 607BCE, which would change the answer to == We are God's Sole Channel of Communication

  Lew W

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  sleepy 23 years ago

  I see now where I went wrong.First note 1914 cancelles out 1975, but 607-33+3.5 times =y

  If A=z3xc' then 4 x A-pi+k=56%of all JW's +y

  Take the sum of Y divide 4 and take 43=z2y2-67x3.3

  then

  x3-65+B2= Jehovahs witness are wrong

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  siegswife 23 years ago

  x3-65+B2+144,000=Jehovah's Witnesses are all wrong.

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  NeonMadman 23 years ago

  Let's not forget that, under sentence logic, (Y & X) v (X & ~~Z) is logically equivalent to X & (Y v Z).

  Therefore, Jehovah's Witnesses are wrong.

  Q.E.D.

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