Hey old hippie, i found some one liners for ya. I hope you get laughs from some of them.
Old hippies never die, they just get higher.
Old hippies never die, they just lose their hair.
Old hippies never die, they just flashback.
Old hippies never die, they just go to pot.
Old hippies never die, they just surrender.
Old hippies never die, they just curl up on the floor.
Old hippies never die, they just go undercover.
Old hippies never die, they just wrinkle
Old hippies never die, they just keep on truckin.
Old hippies never die, they just find different ways to get their jollies and screw other people when their hormones slow down!
Old hippies never die, they're simply reincarnate.
Old Hippies never die, they just become one with the universe.
Old hippies never die, they just trip out.
Old hippies never die they just hole up on the farm and play with their toys.
Old hippies never die, they just shop at pier one imports.
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