| Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of 'public decency', was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. Clinton asked for a whiskey and soda which were brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!" Bill then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..." |
Would You Like A Drink?
by Xena 11 Replies latest social humour
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Xena
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Elsewhere
ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Hell, they never told ME that there was a choice!!!
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teejay
I luuuv Bill Clinton, America's greatest prez. He da man. By the way, if it were me I'd take the drink... AND the brazen whore!
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Tinkerbell4125
LOL...I loved that! Good one Xena!
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plmkrzy
XENA! I heard that joke for the first time in a bar at the StarDust just before I started home Thursday! LMAO! That Hat Guy that performs, LAMAR HARRIS, I purchased his CD. Funny guy with lots of good jokes and doesn't do a bad willie nelson either. The CD is called "Comedy @ The Westward Ho" Tells a lota HO Jokes
plum
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Xena
Glad ya'll liked it
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Windchaser
XENA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Love ya!
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Beans
Yeah Baby! Go Bill !!!
Beans
Canadian Overbeer
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butalbee
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Farkel
:: I luuuv Bill Clinton, America's greatest prez.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Farkel