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Dear Dana,

You know I love you dearly. You know that I want you to come to lots of Apostofests in all kinds of exciting places. And while we are NOT planning a trip to the Madeiras, I would still like to play a parental advisory type of role and tell you that, for YOU, E-man's latest thread is to be considered

X-rated.

(No, silly, that doesn't mean you HURRY UP to read it! It means that its all a lot of stuff that happened to other people but will never happen to you or me! )

Now, MAKE SURE, you stay away from scary flying story threads, okay, hun?

There's a good girl....

Brenda

safe4kids

LOL Brenda!

You KNOW that telling me something is X-rated only makes me go rushing to view it! I just can't help myself...*sigh*...it's all your fault that I read it!

But it's ok, I've hit upon the perfect solution. All I need is the proper motivation to overcome my terror and get on a plane. Now, of COURSE seeing you is normally sufficient; however, to make a trip across the Atlantic, I feel some additional assistance may be prudent. Therefore, I suggest that, prior to our arrival in England, our friends scattered over there look about and secure for me to enjoy during my visit...a handsome, young hunka hunka burnin' love! I mean, surely, between Simon and Ang, the ISPs, and Eman, they'll be able to come up with someone suitable doncha think?? And who knows? Perhaps they'll happen upon a two-for-one deal and then we can both have a spot o' British as er..um..eh...well. Anyway, I think it'll do the trick, give me that extra little bit of push I need. What do you think of my idea? Iss a winner, int it??

BTW...I love you dearly too!

Dana

Simon

I'm sure we can come up with something Dana and if not then I feel that it is my responsibility to volunteer. What's the opposite of 'young hunk'? Will middle aged geek do?

expatbrit

Dana:

Flying is easy! Really, there's nothing to it!

Just obey the signs

Watch out for the automatic pilot

Trust the professionals

And look forward to arriving at your destination

Oh, and don't eat the fish, but that's not important right now.

Expatbrit

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ISP

Lots at the cricket club, Dana!

Best if you come next season though, season ends in 2 weeks!

ISP

Englishman

You people really make me smile! Ta, I know it's for S4K, I'm just enjoying the reflection!

Englishman.

safe4kids

Simon,

Will middle aged geek do?

Ohhhhh, geeks are the best! They're so ~~grateful~~ cute! But whatever would Angharad say??! I would like to actually SURVIVE the trip there, yaknow

ISP

Lots at the cricket club, Dana!

Um, gee thanks ISP, but I do prefer my men to only have 2 legs Welllll, except for ...never mind.

EMAN! What the hell are you doing here??? You're supposed to be out scouring the pub for likely prospects. You've got less than a year man!

Expat, errr...thanks for the advice (?) Little red Xes are my favorites!

Dana

Edited by - safe4kids on 27 August 2002 19:24:14

expatbrit

Ha! I can line up some lovely Brothers! Mellow, mature, appreciative, share your pantyhose in winter.....

Expatbrit

safe4kids

I can line up some lovely Brothers!

Ewwww, I think I'll pass. Course, otoh, I could have fun teaching 'em a few things

And thanks for the pics! I was LOL... Airplane is my favorite comedy of all time!

Dana (aka "Don't call me Shirley")

think41self

Dana is such a baby! You've all heard her brag about how she could kick my ass and stuff...let me tell you...she's a wuss of the first order.

WHACK

Now I'll do that for you just before it's time to get on the plane and you'll be fine. Plus, Doug will give you a free hypnosis session to relax you ahead of time...and of course he won't insert any subliminal suggestions about how you should behave once you get there.

Tracy

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