We ought to make these part of a caption contest!
For the "where the devil came from" picture, my caption:
"Young Dang loved talking Satan with Mom..."
(hopefully some of you will catch the DANG reference!)
All I could think about when I saw the picture of the two guys standing over those charts was that we ought to add a little thought balloon (like the ones in comic books). I'd imagine the guy on the left as thinking: "Damn you, you beautiful, beautiful man!"