We Jews recently held a worldwide multilingual international assembly to discuss evidence for the existence of G-d and settle the issue once and for all.
After two hours of discussion between heads of all the major branches of Judaism, the discussion eventually became a heated debate between two very old and very long-bearded rabbis. They debated and argued deep into the night.
By the next day they had come to a marvelous agreement not only between themselves but one that all Jews could live with, that namely there was nothing in either the Torah, the Writings, the Prophets, the Talmud, the Mishnah nor anything else that could be called evidence for the existence of G-d. It was thus settled: G-d doesn't exist.
The following Friday night Jews around the world swamped their local synagogues for Sabbath services. A network news reporter from ABC asked a rabbi what was happening, inquiring: "I thought you Jews just decided that G-d doesn't exist."
"Yes we did," answered the rabbi.
"But if G-d doesn't exist," asked the reporter, "then why are Jews still going to Temple?"
To which the rabbi replied: "Like that has anything to do with it?"