JW Rationalization #1 - Field Service

by Amazing 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    JW Rationalization: ... Is a Hallmark of the religion! The very theological basis of the religion is a fluid dynamic that can change with the wind to suit the convenience of the GB. Ultimately, the Rank & File JW picks up on this and extends rationalization to its limits. This is permitted unless the GB decides such are not in the interests of expansion.

    Field Service: There have been a number of posts recently about how JWs are walking slower in Field Service or joining foreign language congregations that effectively limit their Service time. I am 100% convinced that JWs are engaged in this for the subtle purpose of not being under as much pressure. This is really nothing new ... just more of it is going on.

    Typical Tactics: Set the FS meeting for 9:00 AM at the KH. Get there by 9:15, drag out reading of the Daily Text and visitiing time until about 10:00 AM. Start time as soon as you get in your car in the KH lot. Take the long route to the territory, and stop for gas along the way. (Never go the the FS meeting with a full tank as this is moe efficient - and god forbid that a JW would ever be efficient in FS).

    When getting to the territory, drive around debating which street to start first and then debate some more where to meet at what corner when done with the street. (Also, a good alternative is to conveniently forget which streets were worked last - so never start with a fresh territory card.) Walk slow to the first door, discussing things of interest that make the time fly by. Knock on the first door by 10:45 AM. Let the householder talk, even witness to you with their pro-trinitarian beliefs (I always loved to find a Fundy at the door because they love to talk so much, and I could just listen.) When done there, continue to walk slowly, ---

    Opps, its 11:15, must take a coffee break! Break from the FS work and slowly spend time trying to find the other Publishers. Get together with the rest of the group and offer to go to the coffee shop. If someone objects because of time lost, let them know that our presense at the store is a witness, because they know who we are and what we are doing. If they still object, buy them off by offering to pay for the coffee and donuts. (This is a risk expense, but is well worth to cost to get out of FS).

    During the break, discuss the most interesting Fundy found at the door. Extend the coffee break with interesting stories and lots of refills ... be sure to offer and take many more refills on coffee, and let the kids run around so that collecting them back again takes more time.

    When you sense lots of time has elapsed, check your watch. "Opps, where did the time go? I would love to go back out in FS, but I have to work up the talk for tomorrow, and well, it's almost noon anyway ... lets head back to the Hall, and drop everyone off."

    Rationalization Point #1: Soon after becoming a JW, one learns that this is an impossible work filled with drudgery that few if any really like. So, the natural human thing to do is find ways to cut corners. JWs are experts at cutting corners ... and the FS is where they learn the trade. Never ever forget that JWs really don't like FS, and stomach it only because of the belief that they think this is what God expects of them. Even that belief is shaky, but is bolstered because no "thinking" JW wants the disapproval of his/her peers. The FS work is far and above a work of peer pressure.

    Tomorrow: Rationalization #2: The Destruction Talk (errrrr, I mean Instruction Talk)

    Edited by - Amazing on 1 September 2002 12:1:5

  • Tish
    Tish

    Freaky, it sounds like me..... Were you watching? I thought things might have changed since I left as time is running out.......

    Tish

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    When I was in a hurry to get someplace in my everyday life, I could hardly get through the traffic and stop lights. It seemed like it took forever to get to the other side of town.

    However, out in service, I could go from one end of the county to the other in just 5 minutes taking my sweet old time. Was this an illusion, or how could that be?

    Outaservice (but still countin my time)

  • larc
    larc

    Amazing, as you know, I am old timer. Things were far different back in my day at the KH. We met an 9 and were at the first door by 9:30. We put in our time with no breaks. We counted our time accurately. Wow, the world has changed. No wonder they are not getting converts. They rarely see someone to convert. Oh, another thing, we didn't count time with our children as a book study. That was something you were expected to do, but not something you put on your time slip. I pioneered when 100 hours was the quota. Why shoot, 70 hours is a walk in the park by comparison. I do believe that the whole system is falling apart.

  • dedalus
    dedalus

    Start time as soon as you get in your car in the KH lot.

    Wrong!

    Start time when you get in your car to leave for the KH!

    Dedalus

  • BIBLE BASHER
    BIBLE BASHER

    What a load of rubish, thoses of us that still do it? meet on time get out as quick as possible do ne hour then go home and enjoy the rest of the day. If you got to get it done get on with it and get it out of the way.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Damn, Amazing!

    : JWs are experts at cutting corners ... and the FS is where they learn the trade

    You're on to something here! Could this be a big part of the reason why dubs are (as a group) the most lazy workers I've ever seen? I've had dubs work for me. ANY excuse to take a break after fifteen minutes of "looking like" they are working. ANY excuse to leave early, arrive late, take a long, long lunch.

    Could it be that the crap they can get away with in field service has helped them become this way as workers in the real world?

    Jerry Bergman should tackle this one. It would require a lot of first-hand research, but if he could pull it off and do a first-class job, it would be a devastating document! Or how about you, larc? Interested?

    I'm not so well-known in the academic world. In fact, the academic world even denies my birth. I would be willing to do the work, but would have to call it, "Why Dubs Are Lazy-Assed Dipfucks - a Treatise." I wouldn't even be able to get the thing published at a Vanity Publishing house!

    Farkel

  • dsgal
    dsgal

    The car groups I was in never considered breaks to be time lost.We counted every minute of it.I also noticed just before I drifted that nobody seemed to want to do door-to-door anymore.Why get out and walk around in the heat when you can ride around in the car with the a/c on and make rvs?I truly believe most jws are losing their zeal because they've been told for so long the end is near and they've confidently told it to others and now I think they are beginning to feel like they've been duped.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    larc,

    : Amazing, as you know, I am old timer. Things were far different back in my day at the KH. We met an 9 and were at the first door by 9:30. We put in our time with no breaks. We counted our time accurately. Wow, the world has changed. No wonder they are not getting converts. They rarely see someone to convert. Oh, another thing, we didn't count time with our children as a book study. That was something you were expected to do, but not something you put on your time slip. I pioneered when 100 hours was the quota. Why shoot, 70 hours is a walk in the park by comparison. I do believe that the whole system is falling apart.

    Yep. That's the way it was for me, too. In those months when I only got 90 hours in and fell ten hours short of my quota, I felt like a slacker and that I had squandered those 10 hours to a luxury of so much extra time to enjoy just for myself. I felt I had "rewarded" myself with those 10 hours and every minute of those ten hours I didn't spend selling Watchtower stuff felt like a minute of glorious life! I treasured every minute I didn't have to put in field service.

    I feel so guilty now, though. I know that 100 hour quotas and "pioneeer cards" and book selling and time-counting was all totally Bible-Based(tm). And I know that Jehovah made the new 70 (or whatever) hour quotas for pioneers because it, too, is all totally Bible-Based(tm).

    Will I suffer eternally or get killed by machine-gun Jehovah because I didn't follow his Bible-Based(tm) Corporation, Brother Larc?

    Farkel

    Edited by - Farkel on 1 September 2002 20:10:59

  • larc
    larc

    Hey brother Farkel, do I want to do the reseach? Why hell no. I used to come to work late, left early, and took too many sick days. Hey, it is a JW tradition that I maintained after I left. Now I am retarded, oops I meant retired and I don't wake up for anything. By the way, I think your work would be published. Anything that ends in "a treatise" is bound to hit print. Trust me on that one.

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