When my Wife came home from the RC she left a few laying out around our home including one at the entrance to the bathroom. Although it was tempting I decided to use two- ply instead.
I looked at it online and it seems to be a fluffy little piece of work. You left Jehovah because
1 you just strayed away
2 you found fault with a person in the congregation
3 you are a secret sinner who did some bad things and have a guilty conscience
Might have missed something but didn't look harder
You can come back if you kiss our ass, ask for a study and confess any wrongdoing to the BOE who will "readjust" me
They didn't even go close to the idea that it might be them not me. No apology for bizarre ideas and flip flops over the years after all the light is getting brighter.