The Forbidden Top SeKret jWs Manual

by Tallyman 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    If you a Kultist-In-Good-Standing-TheoKrat,
    you are NOT permitted to click this link:

    * http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/kultlaw.html

    ...uhh, unless, of course you are "A Elder".

    TT

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Hey Tom!

    I received some toxic waste in the mail today. It came with a skull-and-crossbones on it and everything. Boy that was quick, huh?. Can you tell me how to safely open it without getting kultaminated?

    Thanks, buddy!

    Farkel

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    Dougie,

    Open V e r y - K a r e f u l l y . . .

    think Good Thoughts

    and

    take each of the Judge's books,

    (especially the VindiKation Set)

    and smack them against the table top

    to shake the Kult Fairy Dust off of them

    so it don't get in yore eyes and put the Hoo-Doo on you.

    And then they're safe to read and quote, quote, quote from them to klue the unInitiated Fanatix here lurking and reading what went on in their Kult's Days of Yore.

    Enjoy!

    TT

  • aChristian
    aChristian

    Just Curious. How much did that elder's manual end up fetching on E Bay?

  • ICHING
    ICHING

    Tally - you're a gem - thank you for this post - the effort you've put into this has not gone unappreciated - brilliant work - keep it flowing.

    I-CHING

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    :Just Curious. How much did that elder's manual end up fetching on E Bay?

    aC,

    Here's a cut and paste of the eBay auction.

    To: [email protected]
    Cc: *************@compuserve.com
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: eBay End of Auction - Item # 78415035 (Watchtower society Elders Manual - 2nd)
    Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 01:42:19 EST

    Dear [email protected] and **************,

    ********************************************************

    BUYERS PLEASE REMIT PAYMENT TO SELLER

    This message is to notify you that the following auction has ended:

    Watchtower society Elders Manual - 2nd (Item #78415035)

    Final price: 20.50
    Auction ended at: 03/21/99 18:45:29 PST
    Total number of bids: 6
    Seller User ID: [email protected]
    Seller E-mail: [email protected]
    High-bidder User ID: **********
    High-bidder E-mail: **************@compuserve.com

    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    Item Description:

    1979 "Pay Attention to Yourselves and to All the Flock"

    This is a booklet/manual printed for Watchtower society elders
    to use in their special Kingdom Ministry Schools.
    Acts as a textbook and was made for the Elders Only,
    (content-sensitive?) so it is scarce.
    Inside cover says it is supplement (addition) to the original elders'
    textbook printed and used in 1977. It pages from 101-128,
    so it picks up where the first textbook left off.

    Inside is clean - no marking, highlighting or underlining.
    Condition is better than Good. Pages slightly yellowing,
    with minor cover wrinkles and very light discoloration.
    Magazine-size format.

    Accept check (to clear) or money order.

    Shipping/Handling: $3.20 in U.S.A.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

    A couple of months later, I sold a set of three a set of three to an Aussie and did MUCH better.

    To: [email protected]
    Cc: ******@eis.net.au
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: eBay End of Auction - Item # 114415223 (Watchtower society Elders' Manuals (set of 3))
    Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 08:05:42 EDT

    Dear [email protected] and ******@eis.net.au,

    *********************************************************

    BUYERS PLEASE REMIT PAYMENT TO SELLER

    This message is to notify you that the following auction has ended:

    Watchtower society Elders' Manuals (set of 3) (Item #114415223)

    Final price: $515.55
    Auction ended at: 06/13/99 14:42:37 PDT
    Total number of bids: 9
    Seller User ID: [email protected]
    Seller E-mail: [email protected]
    High-bidder User ID: ******@eis.net.au
    High-bidder E-mail: ******@eis.net.au

    Seller and high bidder should now contact each other to complete the sale.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    Item Description:

    1977 "Pay Attention to Yourselves and to All the Flock"

    1979 "Pay Attention to Yourselves and to All the Flock"

    1981 "Pay Attention to Yourselves and to All the Flock"

    This is a FIRST manual printed for Watchtower society elders,
    plus the second and third supplements adding onto the original.
    Elders used these in their Special Kingdom Ministry Schools.
    Acts as a textbook and was made for the Elders Only,

    These are the Original Documents.
    These are VERY scarce and a result of limited printings.

    The original 1977 Elders Manual has a stiffer cover than the later supplements.
    The original pages from 4-96 and is remarkably clean inside.
    Has only a very moderate amount of notes and underlining,
    but done in light penciling and could be easily erased.
    Cover has light fade/aging.

    The 1979 supplement pages from 100-127.
    It has a few light penciled notes inside,
    but has two pages with ink notations.
    Cover has age/fade spots and a two inch
    separation tear (nothing missing) at bottom of spine.

    The 1981 supplement pages from 132-190.
    It is tight and clean inside and free on any notations.
    This supplement contains a comprehensive INDEX for all three manuals.

    These three Elders Manuals are for bid to
    Adults Only
    The contents, especially in the 1981 manual, are not for minors,
    where it deals with matters of judging sexual offenses,
    and gets a bit graphic in certain areas when it covers sexual deviancies,
    It contained This Warning (Click Here) on page 134,
    demonstrating the intention of the publisher of not letting
    these private manuals fall into the wrong hands.

    Magazine-size (7 x 9 inches) format.
    Image below shows all three manuals.
    Overall condition of all three manuals is Very Good.

    Accept check (to clear) or money order.

    Shipping/Handling: $3.20 for Priority Mail in U.S.A. - Insurance Extra

  • TMS
    TMS

    This was a fairly lame, superficial post, Tallyman.

    Anyone who wants access to the Elder's Manual has long since perused the innocuous sentence outline publication.

    Thought the tragic recent events occurring in your family would nudge you to lay low for a while.

    TMS

  • Tallyman
    Tallyman

    :Thought the tragic recent events occurring in your family would nudge you to lay low for a while.

    :TMS

    "lay low" ... as in hide my head in shame, like, like, oh yeah, yeah, like a jW is supposed to act if they are DissFellowshipped??

    Why would I "lay low", NumbChuck?

    There is NOTHING like KultBusting to put you in a good state of mind and heart and spirit!

    What does "TMS" stand for? "TheoKratik Mental Syndrome" ?

    You have my heartfelt Kondolences.

    Are you kin to 'LurKerNoMo' ?

    TT

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LurkerNoMore - with a name like that what else can anyone expect but the type of vile mindnumbing drivell you've just spouted. I'd call you a slimey piece of **** but this is supposed to be a gentlemans board.

    unclebruce who recons lurk rymes with jerk for a reason..

    Thought the tragic recent events occurring in your family would nudge you to lay low for a while

    What the? ... The guy has rejoined the fight against the Watchtower Machine and that's how ya welcome him? I hope he posts strong and often, the anti-cultists need all the help they can get.

    This was a fairly lame, superficial post, Tallyman. Anyone who wants access to the Elder's Manual has long since perused the innocuous sentence outline publication.

    Oh great post-moder-ist - perhaps you can point to something "better" by yourself. Perhaps you'd rather see discussions of Field Service presentations and the like? I enjoyed Tallys post on this and particularly the auction info. This is real stuff, going on in the real world (unlike cyberspace where jerks can ambush decent folks and runnaway without a scratch)

    uncle-reaction, after taking the calm pills.

    PS: Tally - I wish I knew who the aussie buyer was - I'd love a copy of the Elders manual ... triple his $ (my printouts look a bit obvious for undercover work

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Just removed double post

    Edited by - Simon on 24 March 2001 2:47:22

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