They don't make 'em like they used to, eh Hilda?

by LDH 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • LDH
    LDH

    For a few weeks I've had this 'Sister' on my mind, although she is deceased.

    I've heard through the grapevine that her widowed husband isn't doing so hot, so I thought I'd share some memories.....

    One of my very first memories of attending KH in my old hometown was of Hilda. Hilda was one of the older ones even when I was young. I'm thinking she was in her late 60's when I first made her acquaintance. She scared the Holy BeJeezus out of me! I was only about 6 or 7 but I will never forget her.

    She wore her hair in an amazing combination beehive/bouffant that stood about 8 inches high on her head. She was very pale, and she wore bright orange lipstick that you could see for miles. I think her fashion sense died in the 50's.

    Hilda's husband was a 'non-believer' and if you spent ANY length of time talking to her, you would know that (according to her) they fought non-stop and were rather miserable. Us kids had him made out to be a demon.

    Hilda and my family were a lot alike--Uber-JWs. We would get to the Assembly site at 6:00, and damned if Hilda wouldn't be right there in the second row. She didn't sit in the front row because she always 'saved those seats' for my family. She always picked up all of the other 'older sisters' and together they made the most motley-looking crew you can imagine.

    OH BUT THERE were perks to sitting near Hilda. It always seemed like, when us kids couldn't take sitting still for one more minute, Hilda would reach up and give us a piece of candy. Miracle of miracles, my parents allowed it.

    What I most remember about Hilda, though, is that she was fearless. She would cut your heart out and serve it up to you on a platter if she disagreed with you. More than once I remember hearing Hilda say, "I don't believe that, but all of these dummies will" RIGHT OUT LOUD at the assembly!

    SCANDALOUS!!!!

    The most remarkable thing of all was how Hilda would go in field service. BY HERSELF. For YEARS. She was a regular pioneer, and when she picked up her magazine order after the meeting, she could barely carry it. Hilda was no slacker. As we grew older, we always wanted to go in service with her. We couldn't figure out how Hilda was placing all of these magazines!!!! She had a magazine route that Jesus woulda killed for.

    She always patted us on the head and said, "Maybe one day." In the 25 years I spent in that congregation, Hilda never met with the service group! And I reg. pio'd for YEARS!!! When pressed, she would say, "It's a waste of time."

    She told more than one Circuit Overseer where to get off. They would try to force her to meet with the group. She never did.

    Sometimes, she would slip and SWEAR from the platform or in one of her answers. SCANDALOUS!!!!

    And this whole time she talked smack about her husband. Well, you know how impressionable kids are. We were convinced he was the devil himself, having never met him.

    And then Hilda had a stroke. Not a minor stroke, but a major stroke that debilitated her. She never left the rehab home, to my memory. Or maybe she did and just went downhill at home.

    When Hilda died, I cried like a baby. We were convinced her evil husband would FORCE a church funeral of his choosing to take place.

    Miracle of miracles, he asked my father to give the funeral sermon, at the Kingdom Hall!! This man whom I had never met, came to the Kingdom Hall for his wife's funeral out of deepest respect.

    I hear from my parents that he attends every Sunday faithfully. Don't get me wrong, he'll never be a JW. He actually sleeps through most of the meeting, being in his late 80's by now. He just goes because he misses her. He is a pussy cat.

    I learned two things from Hilda:

    1. March to your own drum, no matter who doesn't like it.

    2. Not everything is as it appears. Stay out of people's marriage, cause you don't know what goes on behind closed doors.

    I miss her.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Great retelling of your memories of Hilda!! Thanks for an interesting post.

    Of course, the WTS just cringes when having to deal with "renegades", I mean thinkers, like her. There cannot be too many of her ilk around, for it seems the WTS beats loyalty into their subjects now.

  • dsgal
    dsgal

    Yeah,I knew a pioneer lady just like that in the Dallas Central congo.Her name was Dorothy Mauldin.She is dead now too.

  • SYN
    SYN

    A very thought-provoking post! This Hilda person seemed like quite the character! Pity there weren't a few like her in the South African Congregations...things would've been more entertaining

  • ugg
    ugg

    "hugs"

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    #'s 1 & 2, great suggestions to follow.

    Guest 77

  • HappyHeathen
    HappyHeathen

    Lisa,

    I knew a few sisters like Hilda. I think every KH had one or two. Funny how some could get away with being outspoken, even argumentative when other people would get dragged into the back room for saying the same things. I think the elders were afraid of the ones who were a little crazy and outlandish, so they left them alone. Thanks for the memory.

    Faith

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Good for Hilda. A woman who had her own mind and wasn't afraid to use it.

    I wonder how different the WTS would be if there were more people like Hilda?

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Lisa

    I walked through your memory like I was right there beside you girl...that was so alive for me. I love stuff like this. You described Hilda so well, and I'm sure each and every one of us had a sister Hilda, I know I did, except the sister Hilda in my old congregation was and still is sister Ena.

    Sister Ena was also married to a non-believer, he passed away a couple of years ago. Sister Ena used to be nicknamed Jehu in her younger years (younger as in 60'ish)...she was a speed demon and a hazard...but it was all in the name of Jehovah LOL...she used to zoom around town in her little Simcar with her hair up high in a bun covered with her field service scarf tucked under chin.

    Sister Ena was and is known to be a law unto herself. She doesn't wait in line at the magazine counter due to her bad knees, she just walks right past everyone and demands service immediately. At assemblies she also refused to sit in the elderly section (she is in her 80's)...claiming it was for old people LOL. She has never been shy to say what is on her mind, and on the doors has been known to call a male householder a poofta if he is wearing an earring.

    She used to amuse me with her story telling ability...as she loved to read racey books and would tell me all about them over a cup of tea after field service on a Tuesday. She was a great story teller and I remember in my younger years how she put me onto Harold Robins books LMAO.

    I have some nice memories of the notoriously eccentric Sister Ena....I believe I get a lot of my eccentric behaviour from her...she is after all my grandmother

    I miss her sometimes too.

    Beck

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    hey dsgal, I asked my mom about Dorothy Mauldin, she remembers her vaguely. You probably know Grace White too?

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