Hell is not hot

badboy

so says WT FEBRUARY 1 2001,p 24.

If hell is not hot,is it cold?

SYN

If you believe the Arabians, then yes, it is freezing.

Of course, most people are still waiting for the actual location and purpose and justification of Hell to be released by Jehover's Public Affairs Department!

plmkrzy

Hell is not hot

Oh yes it is! I just drove through it the other day and couldn't WAIT to get out! I hate hell. Only go there when I absolutely have to.

Vivamus

Hmmm, interesting. I am hot. Hell hath no fury like a womens scorn. I am a woman, and hot. So, does that make hell hot?

Hmmm.

The_Bad_Seed

hell is not hot

I can contest to the fact that it is, as I managed to live through my last summer in Southwestern Ontario -- which is the furthest reaches of hell, save for Buffalo.

Here'san example of the traffic lights at the intersection of Yonge and Lakeshore in Toronto if you don't believe me.

Edited by - the_bad_seed on 5 September 2002 14:10:12

FreePeace

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof."

This was an "Actual Question" given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for temperature and the pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until HELL FREEZES OVER.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in that area, then (2) cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

This student got the only A.

Hell is not hot

badboy

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plmkrzy

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The_Bad_Seed

FreePeace

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