Terrorists get 70 Virgins in Heaven?

by Lin 23 years ago 21 Replies latest 23 years ago jw friends

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  Dawn 23 years ago

  Oh that's just great........some poor girl remains a virgin all her life and what does she get? Stuck with an ugly terrorist guy.

  Sure am glad I lost my virginity a while ago.......wonder what I'll get for that?!

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  Country Girl 23 years ago

  What about girl terrorists? Will we still enjoy70 virgins? Oh that would be good.

  70 more people to yell at to pick up their freakin clothes off the floor.

  70 more people to yell at to quit chewing their ice so they won't wreck their teeth.

  70 more people to wash clothes for.

  70 more people to make DINNER for?

  I'm outta here. I'll take a drunk any day. They don't care about their teeth, they don't care about their clothes and they DEFINITELY don't want any dinner except beer.

  Country Girl

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  SpannerintheWorks 23 years ago

  That was a dead funny link, Funkyderek!

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  Lin 23 years ago

  LOL Country Girl! I'm with you! Of course, I'd have to go to Heaven singing Shania Twain's song....."Honey, I'm home...and I had a hard day.....pour me a cold one.....rub my feet.....etc etc. LOL

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  outoftheorg 23 years ago

  Tourists all get 70 vestal virgins?

  Hey I am a tourist. Where are they? Bring them on!

  Now honey just relax. You will always be number one with me.

  Honey?? don't-------aaaaahhhh ouch.

  uh outoftheorg oh man.

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  VeniceIT 23 years ago

  You know somone told us that in the original text, the word now translated as 'virgin' was really 'raisin'. I bit of a difference there!!! But it'd be hard to get suicide bombers with only a small box of raisins I guess. now grapes maybe......

  Ven

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  JT 23 years ago

  MY UNDERSTANDING IS that most of the 70 if not all are prettty ugly-

  my man will get dogged and don't even know it till he gets to heaven TALK ABOUT THE SHAFT

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  Englishman 23 years ago

  I would have thought that 70 sluts would have had more appeal!

  Englishman.

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  SYN 23 years ago

  "I Flew A Plane Into The WTC And Killed Thousands, And All I Got Was This Lousy Packet Of Raisins. And I Don't Even Like Raisins!"

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  scumrat 23 years ago

  I agree with englishman.

  LOL

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