Sponge Bob

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I just love this:

Captain:	Are you ready kids?
Kids:	Aye-aye Captain.
Captain:	I can't hear you...
Kids:	Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain:	Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids:	SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain:	Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids:	SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain:	If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids:	SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain:	Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids:	SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain:	Ready?
EveryBody:	SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain:	SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.

Xena

For those who don't KNOW SpongeBob, here is a little bio on him....

So strange, so unique, so...uh...spongy. Deep down in the Pacific Ocean in the subterranean city of Bikini Bottom lives a square yellow sea sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, loves his job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, and has a knack for getting into all kinds of trouble without really trying. When he's not getting on the nerves of his cranky next door neighbor Squidward, SpongeBob can usually be found smack in the middle of all sorts of strange situations with his best buddy, the simple yet lovable starfish, Patrick, or his thrill-seeking surfer-girl squirrel pal, Sandy Cheeks. In Bikini Bottom, fish walk, blowing bubbles is art, and the tastiest undersea treat is a deep-fried Krabby Patty Burger. Dive in and soak it all up with SpongeBob!

I like SpongeBob, but I LOVE Kim Possible!

I'm your basic average girl,
and I'm here to save the world
you can't stop me 'cause I'm
Kim Possible

There is nothing I can't do
you're in danger 'cause just
know that I'm on my way (know that I'm on my way)

it doesn't matter where or when there's trouble
if you just call my name
Kim Possible

Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me
when you want to page me
it's ok
I just want to know so I can
get myself ready
doesn't matter if you stay in line
everything is gonna be alright
whenever you need me baby
call me, beep me
if you want to reach me

doesn't matter where
doesn't matter when
I will be there for you
'till the very end

danger or trouble
I'm there on the double
you know that you'll
always get help
kim possible (yeah)

She is WAAAAAYYYYY cool!

WildTurkey

I love Sponge Bob, he is the happiest creature alive

expatbrit

This has to have something to do with recreational drugs, right?

Expatbrit

scootergirl

Spongebob Rocks!

Big Tex

I didn't care for Sponge Bob at first, but he's kinda grown on me now. My favourite character though is Patrick, the starfish. My kids have memorized certain episodes and will act them out, complete with the dialogue.

COMF

Life!

Get one!

Valis

Um COMF...one musn't sass about the almighty Sponge....or any other cartoon character that might be on the Christmas shopping list. Its dam near heresey in fact. As punishment for your insolence we will all be bringing our children over to your house for an extended stay w/Uncle COMF...along w/thier favorite videos that you will be forced to watch over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. This will surely teach you a bit of humility like no other punishment could.

Sincerely,

District Overbeer of the "power puff" class

notperfectyet

LOL Valis,

Having two granddaughters, I would much rather watch Sponge Bob then Dora the Explorer a hundred times a day.

Glad they are over Barney (barf)

Sponge Bob is great, almost adult humour like the Simpsons.

And Comf, I have a life, and if it's watching cartoons with my grandchildren, what more of a life could I ask for?

SpannerintheWorks

I feel really sorry for SpongeBob when he gets the suds. As we all know, the suds germ is transmitted by water molecules so for poor SpongeBob there is no way out. It's very sad...

Sponge Bob

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