Freddie I'm still waiting (page 2)

Fredhall

Hey Redhorsehair,

Speaking about truth. You don't know the truth. Why should Jehovah give the truth to a no-good person like you?

RedhorseWoman

Gee, Fred, you don't have to get nasty just because you don't know the answer.

BTW, those who judge others will themselves be judged. Watch out for large cracks opening up in front of you, Freddie dear.

Fredhall

Talking about cracks, you being one yourself.

LDH

What most amazes me about our FREDHALL is the overwhelming love he shows to all! True Christianity! The clarity of the remarks he makes often overwhelms me!

"For what remarkable thing have you done to love your friend? The difficult thing is to love your enemy." (Paraphrase)

May I suggest that we all continue to temper our remarks with our enema--er,er, enemy, FREDHALL. LOL

Don't let these ~~evil slaves~~ (old light) I mean aposates (new light) bother you. They're upset because the Watchtower Society is praying that over 5 billion people will be murdered by a loving God for not selling Watchtowers. Larc is hiding in a bomb shelter to avoid execution because he sinned by wearing a beard, and not selling Watchtower magazines. Repent, and shave now larc!

--JAVAcounting time at the Coffee Shop

RedhorseWoman

Fred, not only have you not answered my original question, but now I have another one. Exactly what is your definition of a crack? Please elucidate. I'm ever so curious.

expatbrit

try this: http://www.allfunnypictures.com/4butts.htm

Couldn't get the link to work.

Expatbrit

trevor

Fred,

You're a lot of fun to have around - even if the cheese has slid off your cracker!

larc

Hi Fred,

Since none of the literature before 1975 is apostate, I think a good home Bible study should cover the following points: Why Napolean fulfilled Bible prophesy, the importance of 1925, the ancient worthies mentioned in Hebrews 11 and their return before Armagedden, Jeruselum as the world capital in the new world, why we should buy Miracle Wheat, The Great Pyramid in the Divine Plan, and why organ transplants are a form of cannablism. I think these are just a few basic beliefs that should be covered. What do you think Fred?

larc

JAVA,

I have given thoughtful, yes, prayerful consideration about my beard and my repentance, which will forthcoming. First of all, I will repent for other things before I get to my beard. I am going to repent for not believing in the importance of 1975. I will also repent for going to college where I learned all kinds of wordly philosophies about chemistry, physics, mathimatics, and some really Satanic subjects such as Psychology and Sociology. Probably, the most Satanic course I took was on the subject of Logic, major premise, minor premise, etc.

Now back to the beard thing. I think I will suggest to the local elders that not shaving saves me 5 minutes a day. Now, when I multiply that times 30 days in an average month, it means I can put in put 1.5 more hours in field service.
I think this will make them very happy.

Freddie I'm still waiting

Share this