dry humping

by freddi 47 Replies latest social relationships

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Lisa, you're an amature! lol. It's really more an activity for women.

    Which leads me to the case of Ang, my last witness girlfriend. Ang, would pinch me. On the chest, arm, shoulder. Hard. I mean, it hurt. She would seem to do it when she had come to, er, gotten to, a point one might expect some expression from her, but not that! ouch, dammit. Now I wonder if that was her way of holding it all in (they were long pinches, lol, I miss them), or her way of expressing frustration that this was a good as it gets for Witnesses who want to stay witnesses. Now of couse, I would just ask her, but back then I was still a bit intimidated from talking about sex openly.

    Funny thing is, about a year later, she is married, and calls me to ask if I think she should mention our groping to the elders who are going to be meeting with her to clear some things up about her past dating. She was leaning towards no, "since there was no disrobing going on", lol. I said no. Of course by then, I was apostate. She could see the ridiculousness of the elders meeting with her about it, but not enough, I guess. Sigh, this all, of course, made me realize even more just how many witnesses drew a much wider line than I did. She'd be a regret, save for the fact that it would have made such a mess of her life when she confessed. Ok, mine too.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    For the benefit of all the human behavior scholars out there, "dry humping" is when two more-or-less fully clothed individuals go through all the motions (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) of sexual intercourse.

    I suppose it could be considered a form of mutual masturbation.

    The incidence of pregnancy is low because the sperm have to travel approximately 93,000,000 miles in Tourist Class. Few survive.

    Organs can make beautiful music.

    Even if they're wrapped in fabric and rubbed together.

    Young People Ask: "How can I remove tell-tale stains from my trousers?"

    Edited by - Nathan Natas on 17 September 2002 9:36:19

  • Xander
    Xander

    Well, I just wanted to let you all know that I love censors so very much.

    Indeed, I wish I could give them all a big hug.

    Thank you, indeed, for clearing away the thoughts and comments of people that might cause anyone offense. I certainly would not want my mind sullied with such a 'spirit of the world'. Must always keep our mind on clean and righteous things. You know, things that 'bring praise to jehovah's name'

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Hello,

    Rather than make sarcastic comments about Board moderation, why woul some of you bastions of a censorship free life not start a thread that sensibly debates the issue. Last time we touched on this subject it led to an emotional outburst from many, but it did seem clear that the majority on this Board preferred a moderation Board. BB left to start a 'censorship' free Board, so actually there is a place to post for those who are disturbed by the moderation on this Board. Give your reasons why you feel that censorship should not be levied on a Board such as this. Put some reason into your arguments. Sitting around like school-children. pouting because teacher canceled the school trip is actually rather pathetic.

    I for one would love to see a reasoned debate on this issue.

    I would also like to take this opportunity to ask a question that I have asked a number of times on this Board and has never been answered.

    Why do many XJW males feel the need to take off their clothes before taking their profile pictures? Is it a rite of passage?.lol

    Best regards - HS

    Edited by - hillary_step on 17 September 2002 11:0:50

  • Xander
    Xander

    why woul some of you bastions of a censorship free life not start a thread that sensibly debates the issue

    Who said anything about a censorship free board? I was just thanking the fine censors for 'keeping our eye simple' and 'focused on Kingdom interests'. We certainly would not want to be distracted by the 'vanity of the world', and censors like yourself help keep us focused.

    I mean, that's a good thing, right?

    feel the need to take off their clothes before taking their profile pictures

    Sounds like someone is a tad jealous.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    HS,

    IMHO, you did exactly the right thing when you edited out the initial post. Hey, I don't want to read that sort of stuff here myself, let alone the majority here who find overt stuff like that offensive. There's other places that cater for that sort of thing anyway, although UK posters don't seem to care for them too much.

    Sometimes we need to remember that we have quite a strong junior contingent looking at this site, who wants their 14 year old daughter reading that sort of stuff? OK, they can find it loads of other places I know, but there's plenty of adult posters here who will not want to be associated with this site if it contains stuff like that.

    Regards,

    Englishman.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Eman,

    You put it so well. I couldn't agree more! Thanks.

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Xander,

    Jealous of you or your body, I assure you I am not, but believe what you like.....lol I will say though that you seem to have a much more developed body than you do a brain.

    HS

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    I second (guess third) that Englishman. Well said.

  • Pistoff
    Pistoff

    englishman wrote:

    who wants their 14 year old daughter reading that sort of stuff?

    I am thinking that 14 year olds, even in the org, know all about this as they go to school. If they are on the net, it is kindergarten stuff.
    Still, I respect the idea that not all things must be talked about here.

    this post has left me........

    ROFLMAO

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