Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton

by freemindfade 17 Replies latest social humour

  • freemindfade
    freemindfade
    John we need to make our own onion version of the watchtower. I did one article on here if you search for Adams nipples.
  • Heaven
    Heaven

    LOL! 5,000 years? No f'ing way. Know your fossil record peeps. Sheesh.

    Edited to add:

    Yeah, fmf... your Adam's Nipples one was priceless.

  • cantleave
    cantleave
    Love it - The Onion is always good for a laugh.
  • Stealth
    Stealth

    The Green NWT of the scriptures is proof dinosaurs were in northern Africa 6,000 years ago.


  • tim3l0rd
    tim3l0rd
    I can't tell you how many times I've seen JWs post the fake article about finding the Egyptian chariots at the bottom of the Red Sea. I have to point out each time that it is fake.
  • Oubliette
    Oubliette
    "biblical paleontology" now that's an oxymoron!
  • Heaven
    Heaven
    It does seem there are a few religitards that think people and dinosaurs lived together. Kent Hovind, he's out of jail now, is one of them. Do the JWs still believe this?
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    freemindfade - "...we need to make our own onion version of the watchtower."

    Don't "The Witchtower" and "Jehovah's Trumpet" already sort of do that?

    x

    EDIT: I'd started reading it without realizing it was an Onion piece, and actually thought it was mirrored from a real creationist "museum" website at first.

    Poe's Law kicked my ass!

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