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What is Dry Humping?
Dry Humping is a jolly activity pursued by Dub teenagers frightened to death of taking off each other's clothes, so instead they just do the horizontal salsa with their clothes on. Dry Humping can also refer to a particular affliction of camel riders when they don't have an adequately soft saddle and they make long trips.
How Is Dry Humping Recognized In The Wild?
Normally the smell of scorching cloth is a pretty good indication that Dry Humping is taking place. Look for burn marks on your faithful teenage Witness to ascertain if he or she has been Dry Humping. Other places to look for burn marks are on the knee and elbow pads.
What Do I Do If My Child Is Dry Humping?
For starters, you should definitely lecture your child about the virtues of not wasting valuable money on new clothes, because of the burn marks etc. By the by, these burn marks are a dead giveaway when worn to the Kingdom Halls. All everyone has to do is match up the burn marks between two young Publishers and the gossip mill in the Congregation will explode into previously unheard of magnitudes of "worthless talk".
How Can I Use The Bible To Show My Teenager That Dry Humping Is Bad?
Many Scriptures reference the practice of Dry Humping. Older Watchtowers should be useful in this regard. Points to highlight are that every time you Dry Hump, someone gets beheaded, and that the practice has its roots in a pagan ritual. So, keep your head on when speaking to your teenager about this horrible sin. Goodie Gumdrops.