OUTLAW`S Morning/A Screaming Woman

OUTLAW

It`s usually pretty quiet up on the side of this mountain,but not this morning.I was awakened by a screaming woman farther down the mountian side.She was really screaming and screaming .She continues screaming and saying help me,somebody help me,god somebody help me.I figured something really nasty was going on so I quickly got dressed,got my ass out the door,and down the side of the mountian.When I got to the spot where the screaming was coming from,it was quiet with the exception of a passing plane and a vehicle that went by,so I kept looking around.I came across a lady in a van and asked her if she heard anyone screaming.She said yes,that was my daughter throwing a temper tantrum,and thanked me for coming to see what was wrong.I could see the daughter walking down the road and she was fine,so I hiked back up the mountain to my house....Jeeez,what a way to wake up in the morning.You would have thought some one was being raped or being beaten to death....My cat just puked on the carpet....The day just has to get better..LOL...OUTLAW

Xandria

Awwwwwwwww (( Outlaw )) ... Perhaps it was all the excitement, it finally got the cat all upset and made him ill.

Xandria

Satanus

That's a heck of a way to get woken up. It must be really quiet, generally, on your mountain. You are a lucky dog to live there.

SS

plmkrzy

geesh that girl needs to have the poo scared out of her for that. Sneak up on her and make some sudden loud bigfoot noises. Maybe she would think twice before pulling something like that.

And get that poor cat something for those furballs! Tuk!

RedhorseWoman

At least she wasn't in your room while she was screaming. Then you might REALLY have something to be concerned about.

OUTLAW

Hey Xandria,I wish that were true.The cat was sick because she is pregnant,again.She never had a litter in 8 years,now shes cranking them out like a vending machine.This is her 6th litter.Somebodys going to the docter to get fixed.Too many dam cats.Want a cat?..LOL...OUTLAW

OUTLAW

Hey SS,It`s real nice here.I`m moving on to a lake next month.I`ll be able to literaly cast my fishing line from my front porch.When the lake freezes over you can watch the moose and bear cross it.Not a bad life for a mountian man..>>>Hey Plmkrzy,yeah that was a pretty stupid thing to do.I thought I was going to end up in a fight with 1 or more people the way she was screaming.Not a nice way to start the morning..Want a cat?..LOL..>>>Hey RedHorse Woman,I don`t mind a woman screaming in my bedroom,as long as it`s for the right reason..LOL...OUTLAW

Jesika

I am thankful that you went and investigated what was happening Outlaw. You never know and it is better to go check than to watch the news and find out someone was in real trouble. Thank you for checking it out.

Hope your day gets better.

Jes

OUTLAW

Hey Jesika,I wouldn`t have been able to live with myself had some woman I could hear screaming,been beaten to death or raped and I didn`t do something about it.It`s just not in me to stand by and let evil reak havoc on innocents.This time it was a false alarm,,just as well..My day has calmed down considerably,thanks for the post...OUTLAW

Simon

Who else wants to go live with Outlaw?!

Mountain ... lake ... ah ....

OUTLAW`S Morning/A Screaming Woman

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