: If Jehovah wants us to prepare for our meetings, it must be for our benefit."
"If the Queen had testicles, she' be the...." Well, you know the routine. At least they used the word "if", even though to the R&F that word doesn't mean what it means to normal people.
: "We're sure that none here would want to stay in Grade One of Bible understanding."
Why? The society's been there for 125 years.
: "If you walk the line between good and bad, you'll get spiritual hoof-and-mouth disease and the other brothers will cut you off."
That ranks as one of the lamest analogies I've ever seen. "Spiritual" hoof-and-mouth disease? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I hope you brought your barf bag to that assembly. I would.
Farkel