Okay (deep breath), This is Me... (page 4)

AGuest

Farkel... right back at 'cha, Daddy-O!

TR, TJ, Funchback, Dismembered and Black Man... uh, well, golly... gee... GOSH!

(BTW, Teej - the Bigster already has a pic, sent looonnnng way back! Asked him not to share... sorry!)

Seven, dear...... a great BIG {{{{hug}}}} to you, too!

Inkie... mon bon ami... paisano!...

And to all the "girlfriends" of JW.com: we, all of us of the "weaker vessel," have the potential to be "beautiful," yes? Versus "gold rings... in the snout of pigs?" (Proverbs 11:22) And I have found that to be true with all of you very lovely ladies!

Peace to you all!

YOUR servant (truly), and a slave of Christ,

Shel

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Farkel

Dave,

: I'll have a new phone number in a few days. Are you still thinking about coming up? We can sit out on the back deck and take shots at the eagles with a B B gun.

Hell yes, I'm thinking about coming back up! I need another dose of those Portland/Vancouver "tractor heads" to get me back on track about what it's all about!

I only shoot first-graders with my B B gun, though. Sometimes I shoot second-graders, but only if all the first-graders are away or in the hospital from B B gun wounds. Birds are too nice to shoot. We can shoot Democrats, though. Do you have a larger-caliber weapon for that? Democrats are rather tenacious and very hard to kill. They also talk too much and say too little.

Do you have a re-loader? It's much cheaper that way.

Farkel

WildHorses

LOL bite me Farkel

plmkrzy

Geesh Shelby, I can't imagine what in the world you were ascared.Dang. You a babe. I wasn't expecting it though. Thought you would look more like a librarian ora monk. Just Kidding!!!!

Swan

Nice picture Shelby! It is really nice that you feel comfortable enough to share it here.

Tammy

Farkel

: I know we hate each other but I have to tell you. In your pic, that is about the cutest little kid I have ever seen. It must be a neighbor.

We all started out as cute kids, even teejay! Then we got fucked up. This is one of those things I will discuss with our Creator if and when She ever lets me have an audience. If, and when I do get an audience and say what I want to say, I'm sure it will cost me. Big time. She's like that. It's in that Book She said She had written, using human idiots as writers for Her.

I'll take Shelby for my Company over God's company any day of the week, and Shelby: you can tell Her I said that!

An idea of a female God who is the Creator of everything. Imagine that! Boobs and girl-stuff and lonely-for-girl satisfaction for ten gazillion years. So she invented Men! She really messed up with that one!

Don't forget the ostrich. She messed up with the ostrich big-time. What a sorry animal that is. And the Emu. Don't forget the Emu, either. God messed up on a lotta stuff. The Emu is the only bird that is fully capable of forgetting virtually everything it took its whole life to learn in a period of ten seconds. And that's when the Emu is fully sober.

Then there are the viruses that blind and mutilate and kill people. Why did she do them?

Is God the worst PMS bitch that ever existed? I don't know and frankly, I quit worrying about it a long time ago.

Farkel

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AGuest

Daddy-O... hush! Please... hush!!

YOUR servant and friend... and a slave of Christ,

Shel

Farkel

Shelby,

: Daddy-O... hush! Please... hush!!

About the virus part? Or the God being female part?

You go girl!

Farkel

FiveShadows

yep Shelby's a hottie! ...i tried to get with her..but she smacked me up side the head and declared a "No Tresspassing" sign. J/k ~FS

Okay (deep breath), This is Me...

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