Statement in today's WT

stillin

Paragraph 14. "The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did."

where do they get this stuff?

Stealth

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did, just before reinstatement after a year or more of shunning."

There, I fixed it for them.

Max Divergent

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did and promise to keep on practising over and over, every day that they can until they get it right"

or

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did and that they are looking for someone better looking and more experienced for next time'

or

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did and that they'll remember to pay a visit to the drug store first next time"

or

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did: they now realise they should never have turned up for those bible studies, meetings or their baptism that resulted in them taking so long to experience the joys of sex and to feel so worried and guilty about it"

or

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did that got them caught by the elders"

TerryWalstrom

These quotes undoubtedly come from squirming, trapped, nervous young JW's sitting in the Kingdom Hall library surrounded by a Judicial Committee.

Facing a choice between pleas of repentance or DF-ing, I'm sure the regrets pour out of them like beer at a keg party.

Is there anything more unsatisfying than furtive, guilt-ridden humping for these Puritanical pediatric, pussyfooters? They must either marry at 18 or suffer the cold turkey treatment advised by the beloved G.B.

Great set of choices, eh?

freemindfade

The 10% of the unmarried youths who regret losing their virginity all regret it...

Slave4_38y

"The majority if unmarried youths who lose their virginity say that they regret what they did without a proper video camera and lighting"

sowhatnow

lol, whats the source of THAT information? has there been a research study done?? i noticed that for years now they do not put any resource info in the back of the magazines. guess that was such a bother,lol

freemindfade

The majority of thinking people regret being born in or baptised into this f@%$ing jw cult.

tiki

The first time is rarely a brouhaha experience...takes some practice to perfect like any worthwhile activity...but that moronic statement is just calculated to instill fear of the act in young teens. After all...how many people out there have done the deed only once in their lifetime??

Lieu

Huh? What they did or with whom they did it?

And I want to see a valid poll.

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