The Cost of Kids

by DakotaRed 12 Replies latest social family

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Received this in email tonight and thought you all would like it, especially you Dads;

    Lew W

    THE COST OF KIDS


    I have seen repeatedly, the breakdown of the cost of raising a kid,

    but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's

    nice, really nice!! The government recently calculated the cost of

    raising a child birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle

    income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch

    college tuition.


    But$160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into

    $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's

    a mere $24.24 a day! Just over a dollar an hour.


    Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have kids.

    This is what you get for your $160,140?

    Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

    Glimpses of God every day.

    Giggles under the covers every night.

    More love than your heart can hold.

    Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

    Endless wonder over rocks, ants,clouds, and warm cookies.

    A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.

    A partner for blowing bubbles,flying kites, building sandcastles,

    skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain. Someone to

    laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your

    stocks performed that day.


    For $160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to finger-paint,

    carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and

    never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to keep

    reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning

    cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars.


    You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator

    magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas,

    hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward

    letters for Father's Day.

    For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get

    to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,taking

    the training wheels off the bike,removing a splinter, filling wading

    pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball

    team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.


    You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first word,

    first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel. You get to be

    immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if

    you'er lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.


    You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,

    communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.


    In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there with God. You have all

    the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under

    the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them

    forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you,

    love counting the cost.

    ENJOY
  • musky
    musky

    Dakota, That was great to read! However, I think my patience is wearing thin with 2 kids.

    I am glad I have a wife who can handle them better than I ever could.

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Musky, welcome to the wonderful world of parenting. I would get worried if your patience never wore thin. That's why it takes two to raise them best. One can give the other a break.

    In the end, though, you will hopefully find out that it was worth all the sacrifice and gray hair. I did

    Lew W

  • Simon
    Simon

    They're worth every penny !

    ... most of the time

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Simon, grandkids are even better. You can spoil the hell out of them and then give them back.

    Parental revenge? LOL

    Lew W

  • LoneWolf
    LoneWolf

    DakotaRed --- Isn't that the truth? We had six, and I love them of all ages. Our situation was different as the last 4 were all deliberate. The youngest would get about 6 years old and then my wife couldn't stand it anymore as she loved babies. So she'd want another. She lasted 8 years on the last one, and then came to me: "Just one more?" So they are spread from 17 to 41 years old.

    We got a letter from my 3rd daughter a while back and I laughed until the tears were rolling down my cheeks. I wrote it up as a small article in case I could use it later. Here it is:

    Childs Play

    We received a letter from our daughter Judy the other day. She lives out of state with her husband Daniel and two little ones, Lindy, 6 years old, and Saylor, 4. She recounts an instance that, if there ever was one, demonstrates the wonderful and wacky world that parents of tiny ones live in. Those of us who are parents should identify with the picture of a young mother or father throwing their hands up in the air and hollering, "NOW what am I supposed to do????"

    The following are her words, quoted verbatim:

    "We had a little excitement (thats the wrong word) the other day. Saylor and Lindy were playing with Saylor's tiny Batman characters. (About one inch high.) Saylor got the bright idea to stick one (Robin) in his butt crack.

    "I wasn't home at the time and Daniel was sleeping. Lindy came running in the bedroom crying in horror. "Saylor's Batman got lost up his butt!!"

    "Needless to say, Daniel was a little confused at his rude awakening! He finally woke up enough to get the whole story, but didn't quite know what to do.

    "Then I got home. He took me in the bedroom privately and told me about it. I was sure he was just playing a trick on me. How could Saylor possibly have a toy stuck up his butt, and why would he do such a thing?!? But he promised me that he was telling the truth.

    "Then I got really concerned my son was getting too curious about his body. So I had a talk with Saylor privately. But most of my fears disappeared when he explained everything --- "Mom", he says, "I wanted to put Robin in my butt crack because I'm waiting for a humongus toot to come out so Robin can explode across the room!"

    "I tried really hard, but I could not keep a straight face. So we discussed together why that wasn't really a good idea. But we laughed together too. Now the only problem was getting it out!

    "Well, for three days we checked the toilet every time he went poop. But we never found poor Robin. Then one day as I was vacuuming, guess who I almost ran over? Yes, Robin. He must have fallen out of Saylor's butt crack and never got lost in there at all!

    "Saylor hugged me so hard when I showed him who I had found. Ive been his hero ever since.

    "Well, that's what life is like with Saylor --- never boring!!!"

    Ahh, yes --- Ain't life grand?

    LoneWolf

    Edited by - LoneWolf on 27 September 2002 2:48:25

  • mamashel
    mamashel

    Dakota, I love it. That made my day. I must be a millionair and dont even know it, because

    I have 6 kids!

    EEE GADS, thats over half a million dollars.

    mamashel

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I have heard it said, I wouldnt give you a million dollars for my kid, but I wouldnt give you a nickel for another one.LOL...........................Once we have them they are priceless for sure.

    I wonder in that cost does it cover a botex injection for that crease you get in the middle of your eyes, on your forehead for that "if you do that one more time I am going to scream" look? I seriously all mothers (fathers too, who are with the little demons, I mean angels all day) should have it covered on their insurance. Plus the insurance companies should take into account the extra 10 or so years each child causes you in emtional wear and tear........heheheh Just kiddin, well kinda kidding,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I truly adore my three, but hey they are a hand full , just like their Daddy....hehe

  • footprints
    footprints

    Has any of you ever been able to beat your child at Quake?

  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    I have a saying: "My children, my greatest joy, my greatest aggravation"!

    I have those days where I think I am the most fortunate mother in the world. Blessed I have been with wonderful, bright, outgoing, children. Then, there are those days when I swear "The Mothers Curse*" is operating in full force. It is those days that I damn myself and the day I ever thought giving birth would be a good thing.

    And the money! Every time I turn around I'm having to write out a check for some kid related item.

    So, what do they have to go and do?

    Something cute! Like today when my daughter(11) and I were shopping. She sees some little magnet that says "Worlds Greatest Mom" and says I need to have something like on the refrigerator. Me, remembering a tiff she and I had that morning over some item of clothing she wanted me to buy and her irritation over my refusal, comments deadpan "I thought I was ruining your life? I am hardly worthy of such a lofty magnet." She pauses, takes a deep breath and turns the word Mom into a multi syllable word as in "MoooOOOOOOOOOOoooooom'!

    *The Mother's Curse: When your Mom says to you when you are a child, " I hope you have children that act THE SAME WAY you act". Bill Cosby

    Andee

    P.S to Lonewolf: Your post had me howling!

    Edited by - BeautifulGarbage on 29 September 2002 2:5:0

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