Never mind Punky, here is a PC new year greeting you can send without upsetting anyone!
George
POLITICALLY CORRECT NEW YEAR GREETING MESSAGE:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non
addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday
practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or
secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious /
secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not
to practice religious or secular traditions at all .
I also wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year xxxx, but not without due respect for the calendar of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
our country great ( not to imply that our country is necessarily
greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wishee .
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her /
him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher .
Best Regards ( without prejudice )
Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).
