I spent the better part of yesterday afternoon driving from one K.H. to the next here in the Dallas area (hey you current jw's in Dallas, those lambs and flyers were from me!) and was shocked to find the congregation I attended with my family, Central/White Rock, is now some oriental temple! It's got the typical oriental fringe hanging off the roof too! After my inital shock wore off, I started to laugh thinking, Okay...where'd ya go, I've got a lamb for ya! Then, I went to the K.H. in Pleasant Grove where I had briefly attended, and it's now a day care center! LOL!!!!! I had this huge list of K.H. I found online, so I just kept going to the next listing in that area. I couldn't believe my eyes!!!!! These are HUGE Kingdom Halls!!!! Lots of expensive landscaping, electric fences around them!!!! What the *&%$???? There's one on Forney Road in Mesquite that would blow your mind!!!! The second one in Mesquite I went to on Sam Houston Road also has electric fences, 'cept somebody.....forgot to close the gate! hehehehe I spread silentlamb flyers all over the parking lot and tossed a few extra lambs I had in strategic places so they'd have to really look hard to make sure they got everything I left them!
Something I found rather funny was some listings for K.H.'s aren't K.H's after all, but are just the address of some elder. I called a couple listed phone numbers and was told they hadn't yet built their new K.H. but the phone number was their personal home number. Well, I had to leave a lamb for them too.
All in all, I drove all over the Metroplex and delivered lambs and flyers to fifteen different K.H's. I made a special effort to spread silentlamb flyers all of the parking lot and in the bushes of the K.H. a few of us had "picketted" in front of last weekend. They'll be finding those flyers for a while!
But seriously, what's up with the luxurious halls? Whatever happened to that crap about not wanting their meeting places to resemble "worldly churches" in size or look? Damn, if you could see these things! What ever happened to the other b.s. about witnesses needing to "live a simple life", not needing a large fancy house, fancy/expensive cars, etc??? Look at their damn Kingdom Halls and tell me how all that makes sense?????
Okay, some one in Dallas tell me where is White Rock/Central meeting now?