When I was growing up, I used to think that as long as they made fuzzy loving commercials (i.e. the Faygo one was my favorite & Coke second) that the Trib & Big-A couldn't possibly come!!! I also used to plan how I would hoard food & water in holes in my backyard that we wouldn't have to eat all the icky mice & insects my mom said we would have to live on.
What weird thoughts/plans did you have as a child, that you can look back on now and smile?