Witnesses And Their Obsession With Bible Names

by ColdRedRain 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • julien
    julien

    I wonder if anyone has ever been named Jehovah? Because that would really be funny.

  • KD
    KD

    My parents were never JW's, but before I was born, my mother wanted to call me Zedekiah. They settled on Kenneth. Last Saturday I did see a political campaign sign for a man whose first name is Festus!!

  • IronGland
    IronGland

    "I mean, who the hell outside of a Witness would name their child "Ephriam" or "Hezekiah" or "Elijah"?

    The Amish. Appropriate. They live in the same century. At least the Amish are decent enough to admit it.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    My mother chose my name, Priscilla, from the Bible. Had I been a boy, I would have been called James/Jim, for family reasons, although James is also a Bible name.

    I have also met a girl who was called Keturah.

    I've also noticed that JWs tend to use the Bible spelling of Rebekah, rather than the Anglicised version, Rebecca.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    Bible Names of US Presidents and their wives

    John

    Thomas

    James

    Andrew

    Abraham

    Benjamin

    Martha

    Abigail

    Elizabeth

    Rachel

    Hannah

    Sarah

    Anna

    Mary

    Claudia

    Maybe the problem is not Bible Names but Not Well-Known Bible Names

    Adam but not Abel

    Seth but not Cain ******************** no one in my family with this name

    Isaac but no Ishmael

    Jacob but not Esau

    Joseph but not Levi

    Dinah but not Keturah

    Leah but not Hagar What about Sammy Hagar?

    Joshua but not Moses

    Miriam but not Zipporah

    Nathan but not Solomon

    David but not Rehoboam

    Michael but not Jesus

    Eve but Ephah

    Daniel but not Shadrach

    Yep that just about covers my families history of obsessing with bible names but you left our

    Ezra

    Racheal

    Peter

    Jeramiah

    Ruth

    Mary

    and more that I can't remember now.

    Not from the Bible, but from my relatives.

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Some JW folk I knew named their kids:

    Israel - had a nice sound to it

    Nation - nah, didn't like this one

    Isaiah - nah, didn't like this one either

    Reuben - nice but not unique

    Cain - same as above

    Ishmael - nah, don't like this at all

    I can't remember the rest. But it was very trendy for JW to name their kids with a bible name in the 80's but by the 90's the trend switched to the most DIFFERENT names they could find. JW are very competitive with each other.

    ~Beck~

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Hmmm...the parents in my Hall all had hippie names for their kids.

    Family one: Cherry Blossom, Keegan, Brandy Rose, Rieland, Autum Rae, Lilly (please note tremendous amount of children)

    Family two: Named all their kids after gun slingers. (I wish I was making this up. 7 kids in that clan)

    Family: Rocks. They named their kids after rocks! (Jade, Amber, Cole)

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy
    Reuben - nice but not unique

    OMG How could I have forgotton my uncle Ruben. shame on me. But he isn't a JW he is a Mormon Rev. HAhahaha.

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    I once knew a charming little (JW) girl who rejoiced in the name Bathsheba Van Roekel. Her parents were very good to us -- took us in when we got rooked by a prospective landlord, and let us live with them for a solid year till we got back on our feet.

    They left long before we did. We lost touch with them, still being good dubbies then. Bathsheba would be in her mid-twenties now.

    GentlyFeral

  • gumby
    gumby

    You guys think the dubs are bad with names..( and they are).....how about the damn Mormons?

    Moroni, brigham, and all those other funky non biblical names.

    I'm a liitle sensative about this subject because.....you see....my real name is Onan.(he's the damn guy who spilled his semen on the ground in the bible. ewwwwwwwwww!

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