Missing Person Alert

by joannadandy 22 Replies latest jw experiences

  • eyegirl
    eyegirl

    i drove ALL over duluth and superior today--absolutely no sign of Mayor McCheese or Grimmace!!

  • Cowboy
    Cowboy

    We interrupt this thread to bring you breaking news.....We'll take you now to Larry at the news desk...

    Thank You,Moe....This just in - Metro police have reported finding two unidentified unusually shaped bodies in the dumpster behind Burger King...eye witness news reporter Curley is on the scene - Curley,what's going on down there?

    Thank You Larry....Police are being very closemouthed about the discovery of the two bodies here in the Burger King garbage dumpster.If you'll look cosely behind me,you can just see the two covered bodies,obviously very unusual in shape...

    Curley,do police think that this could be related to the disappearance of two prominent McDonaldland residents?

    Larry,they refuse to comment at this time,but speculation is running high here in the alleyway tonight...

    So there you have it folks....We'll bring you updates as they come in.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum,already in progress...

    Edited by - Cowboy on 13 October 2002 2:16:25

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Nooooooooooooo!!

    *bursts into tears*

    Mayor McCheese was assinated??

    *lip quivering*

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