Damn.....totally not diggin this....

by brandnew 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • DarioKehl
    DarioKehl

    Say, "reinstatement?!? What's THAT? Ohhhhhh... Right... It's that 'going beyond what is written' shunning-but-we-say-we-don't BULLSHIT that only has relevance in your primitive fairytale worldview? THAT reinstatement??? The one that requires me to grovel before the same pale flabby gerontocracy who stole my friends & family after a lifetime of social sequestration? "Reinstatement," you say; The ritual that requires me to A) believe it has any authenticity or validity in its premise, B) participate in the lore by writing a letter pleading for your mercy--a capacity that you do not possess in the first place and C) give a good god damn!


    fucker: what makes you think I'd want to return? Don't flatter yourselves. Eat a dick, I'm dropping pop off & going to the driving range from now on. See you 11:45-12:15, asshole. Go fuck yourselves."

  • brandnew
    brandnew
    Im with you D K....!!!
  • brandnew
    brandnew

    With all the talk of putting commercial kingdumb halls , in commercial areas.......it would be THEEE SHIIIT to put a kh next to a bar..............

    But then again....pops might end up having to drive me home....; )

  • GrreatTeacher
    GrreatTeacher

    Sometimes I wonder if I could ever give my parents a ride to the hall in their old age and dependence.

    I don't think I could. It would be like sharing in their sins...

  • steve2
    steve2
    I'd give my parents a ride to the meetings, but I'd have a devil of a job getting them ready: Sadly, Pops died in 1994 and Mom, 2011.
  • The Searcher
    The Searcher

    Ever misinterpreted signals from a girl, and ended up feeling stupid?

    Don't give the elders wrong signals, by dutifully sitting through meetings!

    In their eyes, these are some of "the works befitting repentance." (Acts 26:20)

  • C0ntr013r
    C0ntr013r
    brandnew sitting with his phone/tablet on jwsurvey or here, they probably think he is reading the scriptures/the watchtower during the study.
    Elder: He is even taking notes during the meeting, maybe ha has underlined the watchtower too.
    If they only knew :P
  • Twitch
    Twitch

    Great thread

    brandnew, I salute you as you respect and honour your parents; it shows a strength of character.

    I doubt I could attend a meeting though; I think beating my nuts with a stick would be less painful. Well, perhaps not but I'd almost rather do anything else.

  • TTATT_Paladin
    TTATT_Paladin

    WiFi

    reaches to the parking lot?

    Sit there, then,

    and suffer not.

  • Zoos
    Zoos

    All you need are tight pants and pink socks. They'll back off.


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