Bali terrorists - doing Jeh's will?

PopeOfEruke

As most if not all of the 187 people killed in the Bali bomb attack were NOT jehovahs Witnesses, none of them probably had a chance of surviving Armageddon (TM), which, as a D.O. pointed out recently, is due to begin any MINUTE (TM) now!!!

So now, thanks to the Bali terrorists, these 187 people now have basically won the Lotto! They have each received a GUARANTEED Entry ticket to the New System (TM), no questions asked! Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. They are in! They never went to a meeting, they never spent hours pointlessly walking the streets selling magazines, they never answered at a Book study. But they get a one-way ticket to the new system for FREE!!

Those lucky lucky bastards!

And as we know that its Jehovahs will for ALL to get in the New System, could it be possible the terrorists are working for him?

ballistic

You should then appreciate my point that there are 5 billion more humans on earth since the witnesses started out meaning there is no-one actually saved statistically - just more and more every day to be slaughtered.

DanTheMan

Funny! Just think of the poor suckers who survived it. When Jeh's day of vengeance comes and they realize that God is going to kill them permanently, and just think if they had been a little closer to the blast, they would be among the dead to be resurrected in Paradise instead of post Armageddon bird feed!

ballistic

Funny how some jw books and magazines point to the possibility of 'thermo-nuclear-war' and a complete nuclear war threatening mans survival. The fact is, they would all be reserrected wouldn't they.

PopeOfEruke

And....I can guess with a high probability that 187 Australians were NOT converted to JW's over the weekend, because of the door-to-door work. Probably none were.

But now we have 187 people "saved", just like that! No-one had to get up and go witnessing, all the Dubs could sleep in, and we had 187 "rescued" from Satans wicked old world. Think of the fuel savings alone. I think Jehovahs really onto something here!

Terrorism - the "other" form of witnessing.

nilfun

This morning I saw a photo showing some of the dead. Instantly moved to tears. I think most humans would be.

A JW stopped me in the Kmart parking lot and told me that the reason God does not lift a finger to help

humanity is because "we" aren't doing what we should.

"If that is true" I said, "then my parents have more compassion then god could ever have."

Yes, the terrorists are simply taking their lead from Jehovah.

I looked at that photo and thought, "That is what Jehovah wants to do to most of humanity. Again."

Beck_Melbourne

Jehovah timed it well, and he must have a soft spot for Australians...as Bali is one of the favoured retreat spots for celebrations, fun and relaxation after a tiring AFL season. My work colleague lost a friend to Jehovah

~Beck~

PopeOfEruke

Beck

so sorry to hear that.....I am sure as they name all the victims that a lot of Australians will be directly or indirectly affected by this tragedy.

Pope

rocky220

Pope..since WT profecy and interpretation in it's majority has fell by the wayside, the idea the because you die before "Armaggedon" gives you a guarenteed pass into the "New System" should be taken with a grain of salt........rocky 220

SYN

Finally, the connection between Al-Quaida and Jehover is revealed!

Bali terrorists - doing Jeh's will?

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