I hereby nominate this as the best satire piece of the year. Pure genius.
Out with it! Who ARE you? (I'm officially infatuated.)
Breathless/Wasa
Road Trip I
by Know_You 12 Replies latest jw friends
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We placed a number of Watchtower magazines
All right! Firestarters!!! You da man!!!
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AwakenedAndFree
Dear Watchtower member Know_You,
The Watchtower Society taught me to praise my works to others, i.e: "I did so many hours in service today", "I gave so many Watchtower, Awake magazines today", "I better telephone- witness now since I don't have any hours in field service- I don't want to be inactive this month". e.t.c....
Your traits of Watchtower indoctrination really show on your posts.
MATTHEW 23:5:" All the works they do they do to be viewed by men; for they broaden the [scripture-containing] cases that they wear as safeguards, and enlarge the fringes [of their garments]."
PROVERBS 27:2:"May a stranger, and not your own mouth, praise you; may a foreigner, and not your own lips, do so."
ROMANS 12:17:" Return evil to evil to no one. Provide fine things in the sight of all men."
ROMANS: 12:20:" But, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thristy, give him something to drink for by doing this you will heap fiery coals upon his head.
Christian Love,
AwakenedAndFree
Edited by - AwakenedAndFree on 15 October 2002 0:26:44