by CaliGuy 30 Replies latest social relationships
Cali-guy
Well, Tasmania is an island off the coast of Australia. There are not too many people there so everyone is forced to marry their close relatives. Even the dogs have got club-feet.
There are quite a few jokes about it. Like, Whats a Tasmanian virgin? A girl who can run faster than her father and brothers.....
Hope this helps.
The Pope
PS Bet you never spoke to the Pope before!
sixofnine and onacruse are the two hottest chicks on this board......on
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Tasmania - Trivia
An island state of Australia, At 26,200 square miles, Tasmania is roughly the size of Sri Lanka, and hangs off south-eastern Australia rather like Sri Lanka hangs off the south of the Indian sub-continent. Though legally part of Oz, it is often thought of by visitors -- and occasional residents -- as a separate country.
Some travel guides feel it necessary to point out that the language spoken by Tasmanians is English and that the currency used is the Australian dollar. A great number of jokes, most of them quite unfunny, are made by Australian mainlanders about Tasmanians. The latter are also beginning to joke about the place, since many of them have left following a downturn in the local economy several years ago. The slack was not taken up completely by a greater emphasis on tourism, with the result that Tasmania has a declining population (about 500,000 at present) and a higher unemployment rate than any other Australian state.
http://www.gonomad.com/destinations/0101/douglas_tasmaniaminiguide.html#where
Just for your information @Pope
PopeOfEruke,
Did you say"I bet you never poked the pope before"...he's a damn virgin ya know
Beck
I have NEVER heard an unfunny Tasmanian joke in my life! Hey, how does a Tasmanian girl know if her Mum has her period?
(Joke answer available by Email only - sorry!.............can't upset Simon )
Pope
I have NEVER heard an unfunny Tasmanian joke in my life!
Your Tassy jokes are bad *blech*
Bring back the kiwi jokes, the sheep jokes, anything!!!
~Beck~
How come there are approximately 500,000 people who live in Tassy but only 6 surnames listed in the phone book??
Btw Pope
I have the full collection of Kevin Bloody Wilson, let me know if you want a copy, funniest damn stuff you ever heard. I'll send you the song Santa Claus for Kwithmith
~Beck~
kevin bloody wilson? lol .. he'd be a Taswegian for sure! Hey Beck .. I just got your email address of the "kelpie" thread (this computer won't part with email addy's the normal way .. ughh)
Hot witness girls? Is there any other kind?
kinked unc.
Uncs, how are we meant to have a hot smoochy love affair over the internet if you don't have your email up and in operation?
I have opened a hotmail account for you. This affair of the heart is not going to work unless you have access to email. You can use this email addy but I need to know you are online before I post the details.
Ya there uncs???
~Beck~
all ears becky ..
