New SQL Query Tee Shirt

by COMF 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  COMF

  When I saw it, I couldn't live without one. Got it from http://www.thinkgeek.com.

  For all you dba's: the query says,

  > select * from Management where Clue > 0
  > 0 rows returned

  Sadly, the one they sent me said "select * from Users" rather than Management, which I ordered. So I had to send them a letter of complaint with the subject, "select * from ThinkGeek where Clue > 0".

  They wanted me to return the shirt. Well, anyway, it's okay as it is. It's just that I don't deal with users; there's a layer of help desk insulation between me and them. Management, now... my buds and I could coauthor Dilbert.
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  Simon

  ha ha ... gotta get me one of THOSE !
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  onacruse

  So COMF, you are, like, what...a landscaper?
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  Simon

  I like this one:

  There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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  Angharad

  Thanks Comf - I now know where to buy Simon's chritmas pressie!
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  COMF

  So COMF, you are, like, what...a landscaper?

  Virtually, yes.
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  Farkel

  COMF,

  >SELECT * from WatchtowerPubs WHERE WatchtowerPubs.Armageddon LIKE '*any day now*' AND WatchtowerPubs.PreachingUrgency=TRUE

  >614,936 rows returned

  P.S. Check yer e-mail.

  Farkel
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  JanH

  COMF,

  Brilliant! I want one of those t-shirts.

  - Jan

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  Blogging at Secular Blasphemy
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  SYN

  Have you guys seen the bluescreen shirts? Those are THE SHEET!
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  plmkrzy

  There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

  Ok so...who's Binary?

  >SELECT * from WatchtowerPubs WHERE

  Watch Tower has pubs now?