What Would Jesus Say If He Came For Inspection?

by minimus 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    If Jesus did come to inspect the faithful and discreet slave, what would he say?

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    I think he'd just spit, then go and get a beer.

    ash

  • badboy
    badboy

    Depart from Me,Unfaithfull and Indiscrete Slave.

  • QUEENIE
    QUEENIE

    BAD BOY you R so BAD--but not as bad as queenie!! AS A kid I was bad assoc. big time!! BUT NOW--hum here r some bad (((HUGS)) to get you through the week..queenie

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    He'd say, "Dang...havent you guys checked to see if these Ol Boyz got PULSES lately? When I came here in '18 they looked a helluva lot better n dis."

  • Wolfgirl
    Wolfgirl

    How about, "I never knew you. Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness."

  • TR
    TR

    "Well, well, well. Looks like the 'oops, I crapped my pants club' really f**ked up".

    TR

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I would think that he would overturn the tables of the money changers and denounce them as pharisees and hypocrites.

    They would then kill him (spiritually, of course).

  • SYN
    SYN

    "What happened to all the sheep?"

  • butalbee

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