what would jesus say if he inspected this place?

by comforter 23 years ago 40 Replies latest 23 years ago jw friends

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  comforter 23 years ago

  Woe, woe, woe!

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  Brummie 23 years ago

  He'd probably ask you why you are so fascinated with these freethinking threads?

  Welcome back comforter

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  wasasister 23 years ago

  "Woe, Woe, Woe"...is that some kind of Motown backup singer line?

  In case it has escaped your notice, Jesus Christ often posts here and Our Redeemer has not uttered those words to my knowledge.

  Perhaps the SOG Himself would care to respond?

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  expatbrit 23 years ago

  Woe, woe, woe!

  Comforter:

  Please inform Jesus that horses are not the usual mode of transport in this century. Perhaps he should take the bus?

  Expatbrit

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  SpannerintheWorks 23 years ago

  " Well done, JWD, you ARE the Faithful and Discreet Slave! "

  " Don't think much of those old men at Crooklyn, though! "

  Spanner

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  shera 23 years ago

  Mabey he'd say,sorry you all were hurt.Just don't leave God.Tell us to keep loving one another and keep seeking God.God will answer someday.

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  blindfool 23 years ago

  He might say, "What has thou been smokin'?"

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  Dismembered 23 years ago

  Re: what would jesus say if he inspected this place?

  "Just a little while longer and the Watchtower will be no more".

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  VeniceIT 23 years ago

  I think he'd say

  "Ooooppps looks like we're running out of wine, 'I'll get this round'"

  He'd be great at apostafests we'd all just buy gallons of distilled water and bring them to him as the bartender

  Ven

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  SpannerintheWorks 23 years ago

  Hey, Comfy!

  I see nameless one relegate himself back to brainless one who can't spell one.

  OF COURSE Jesus wouldn't say " woe woe woe " He can spell !

  It goes a little like this...er humm..

  " Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream

  Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is just a dream "... ( all together, now ! )

  " Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream

  If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream ! ...EEEEEGGGGHHHHHH!!! "

  So there !

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  Edited by - SpannerintheWorks on 23 October 2002 14:5:20

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