by Crazy151drinker 34 Replies latest jw friends
OK folks,
Yesterday was my good ol' Birthday!! YE-HAW!! And sure enough, some JACKASS STEALS MY CAR!!
ON MY BIRTHDAY!! HOW F-D is that??????? Whatever, all my Birthdays turn out pretty shitty. Ive broken up with Girls, been stood up, and almost arrested on my B-day. Maybe the dubs are right.............
Hey everybody!...I "found" a NEW CAR!
OK D8TA, if thats how you wanna play.....
See folks, what makes this whole thing an ever bigger F-up is the fact that I broke up with my Girlie on Sunday. Ok, no big deal, it wasnt working so I moved out. THE PROBLEM IS THAT ALL OF MY CLOTHES, SHOES, MY GUITAR, CD'S, AND SCHOOL STUFF WERE ALL IN THE @%#%#@ TRUNK OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!! I AM SO @%##%@#%% MAD RIGHT NOW. IF I SEE MY CAR AROUND TOWN I AM GOING TO KILL THE @%#%#%#@%@#%# WHOS DRIVING IT!!!
And it came with a Birthday Cake!
Well at least my Shotgun wasnt in the Trunk...................
Paybacks a BITCH..............
crazy...did you have insurance on it? Sorry to hear about that man...do we need to start a charity drive so you can at least have clean socks and underwear? *LOL*...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Holy Crap! I just found some clothes, cd's and even a guitar in the trunk! Oh wow! And there's some other assorted supplies like: Crayons, Dick and Jane books, a protractor, a ruler...oh oh! You wont believe this! A BRAND NEW pair of shoes!
lol @ d8ta.
Crazy, sorry for the bad luck man. The car is one thing, but all the important accoutrements of life, that is going too far. MY head would feel like exploding about now, if I were you.
be calm.
That sucks !!! Sorry to hear the bad news man..
I have/had insurance, but I just had the basic coverage. My car is/was an 87 Chevy Celeberty with 140,000 miles on it! Its not like it was some hot car, it was a total bucket! Shit, the headliner fell out a couple of weeks ago. I can handle (barely) losing the car, but to lose ALL of my stuff has sent me over my limit @#%@#%#@%#@%#@%$#@%#$^$#@^$#^#@$^@%#^%$&$%@&%$
Luckily for D8TA, I went to a strip club and saw lots of Tigo Bitties so a fell a little bit better.....but if I see him wearing my Packers Jersey and playing a Guiter his ass is mine!
