1 in 10 Survey - Fluff Thread

by jgnat 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Witch Child
    Witch Child

    1.nope.
    2.nope, born in the USA
    3.not yet!
    4.BAH! My life is awesome!
    5.no.
    6.no.
    7.ha ha haha!

    ~Witch

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Thanks to your participation, I am getting some UNEXPECTED RESULTS from my little survey. Apparently there are at least eight insominac XJW's who respond to fluff threads late on a Friday night. That is .0138% of registered users.

    3 out of 10 of this representative group

    • Take showers. Oops, I mean sing in the shower.
    • Took a weapon to school . Is this shocking only to a Canadian?
    • Have had credit card fraud/ATM fraud happen to them.
    • Laugh when I ask them if they sing in a chorus.

    DakotaRed, I did not count your pocketknife, since you didn't.

    Joannadandy is our mascot for questioning if life is worthwhile. Congratulations, Joanna, for meeting our statistical target! By the way, I decided to love life fiercly after getting knocked around a bit. I hope you question only occassionally, and more along the lines that brainiac Solomon did.

    I loove the way you guys answer. Transylvania Telephone and Power...s hakespearian anthologies as the weapon of choice....singing the family to sleep LOL.

    I was the only morning person in my family. I tried EVERYTHING to wake my daughter up in a positive frame of mind. Singing. Tickling. Whispering. Gentle alarm clocks. Raucous alarm clocks. The smell of bacon and eggs wafting up the stairs. Shouting UP AN AT EM'!!. I should have quit and gone straight to coffee.

  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    I'm from the USA and...

    1. Suffer from Attention Sufficiency Disorder

    Nope. If I had it, I wouldn't be suffering.

    2. Are Foreign Born

    No again. Born in Massachusetts (though some think that's another country).

    3. Are victims of Credit Card Fraud

    Never have been.

    4. Say their lives are not worth living

    Only when I was a JW. Now, life is OK.

    5. Will get their mobile phone from TTP

    Never heard of 'em. My cell phone is through Sprint, but it's provided by my company.

    6. Students carry a weapon to school

    I'm currently taking my courses online, so unless you consider a mouse to be a weapon, no.

    7. American adults now sings weekly in some kind of chorus

    I sing in church every week, but just as part of the congregation. I'm not in any formal choir or anything like that.

  • animal
    animal

    I dont believe in statistics, they are used to mislead to masses.

    Animal

  • shera
    shera

    1. Suffer from Attention Sufficiency Disorder

    2. Are Foreign Born

    3. Are victims of Credit Card Fraud

    4. Say their lives are not worth living

    5. Will get their mobile phone from TTP

    6. Students carry a weapon to school

    7. American adults now sings weekly in some kind of chorus

    answers...

    Canadian ...EH!!!

    1: no

    2:nope

    3:don't own a credit card

    4:I love life...but I do get depressed sometimes(don't we all?)

    5:no,I'd get it from Mt&t

    6:these days ,kids here are bring weapons to school

    7:no...

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    Hey, I fall into two of these categories, sort of:

    1. Suffer from Attention Sufficiency Disorder

    I have a number of the symptoms, have never been diagnosed.

    7. American adults now sings weekly in some kind of chorus

    Sang in UU church choir -- rehearsals weekly -- until I left the church this past spring.

    GentlyFeral

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Lies, damn lies, and statistics. Here are the results. Did the graph show?

    Edited by - jgnat on 16 November 2002 13:11:26

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