Giving a talk with a serious BUZZ!!!!

by surferdude 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • surferdude
    surferdude

    sd

    Edited by - surferdude on 30 October 2002 16:18:40

    Edited by - surferdude on 30 October 2002 16:19:15

  • TR
    TR

    Dude,

    Go waayyyy overtime on your talk. Ad lib as much as possible, ramble on incessantly. Belch if you have to.

    TR

  • willdabeerman
    willdabeerman

    chug,chug,chug,go go go go! kill it!

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    NO WONDER YOU LEFT CHAT SO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

    Wish I could be there to see you give the talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

    GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMMMMM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jes

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Don't forget to take breath mints.........

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    In the event you have to puke, please, please not on yourself. I suggest you take a puke towel.

    Guest 77

  • LB
    LB

    Don't forget to conclude with

    Peace out dudes

  • out4good3
    out4good3
    In the event you have to puke, please, please not on yourself. I suggest you take a puke towel.

    If you feel it coming and you just can't hold it down, just puke all over the podium.

    They'll have to cut the meeeting short and the congregation will love you for getting them out of there earlier.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I knew of an elder that ALWAYS had alcohol, especially wine on his breath. We could always tell when he was really feeling good because he would laugh and continuously joke from the platform. I liked him.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Far out dude. Maybe this is the answer to getting elders to loosen up a bit. Just pass a bottle around before the meeting and get everyone mellow.

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