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SolidSender

Here's some bumper stickers recently spotted:

HONK! If you had sex with the President
Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery IS NOT a family value
Does character matter YET?
One More Whore And We Get Gore
Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
Jail to the Chief
Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
The Clinton Creed: Take Credit, Not Responsibility
If his private life doesn't matter, let him date YOUR daughter
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail
Clinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father

Maxee

Heres a WT Prez joke/ illustration

[url] http://www.freeminds.org/bethel/toons/quak.htm[/url]

waiting

Hey, Maxee & Soldier,

Can't click, don't do bumper stickers - but man, I can quote!

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

I have made good judgements in the past; I have made good judgements in the future.

A lower voter turnout is an indication that fewer people are going to the polls.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend towards more freedom and democracy. But that could change.

All of the above are quotes from our former vice president, Dan Quayle. If memory serves me, he ran for a short time in the Presidential elections. Scary, huh?

Slidin Fast

Bump for what was going on 16 years ago. Good Stuff.

DesirousOfChange

Interest view of the past........16 years ago.

Let's go back 32 years ago:

"Jane Wyman was right!"

Doc

Pete Zahut

"Jane Wyman was right!"
Doc

Thought I'd update this opinion of Ronald Regan to fit today's hoopla.

snare&racket

Best prez joke I saw............. Trump

DesirousOfChange

Best prez joke I saw............. Trump

Then I guess you haven't been watching the news for the past 7 years? Obama?

Or, the past 15 years? George W?

Maybe it could have been worse . . . Pres. Dole? Pres. Gore? Pres. Palin (after McCain kicked the bucket)?

Ladies and Gentlemen: Is this really the best American has to offer?

SAD. Armageddon might really be near.

Doc

smiddy

What , nobody voted for Barry Goldwater ? That would have been an interesting presidency .

I have to ask , Jane Wyman was an actress right ? So ?

smiddy

JeffT

In the 1770's there were three million of us and our leaders were luminaries: Washington, Jefferson, John and Samuel Adams, Thomas Paine, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock; there were also some brilliant people that are not as well known today, Gouverneur Morris and Rufus King come to mind.

Today there are 375.000,000 of us and look what we get. It's a joke, but sad not funny. Edited to add: Bernie Sanders is the first democrat in years to make me think of voting that direction. I'm seriously considering voting for Jill Stein.

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